I think I was hatched in a quiet little forest. In Kanto I think? Or was it Kalos. And I had a twin sister. I grew up happily. And everything was quiet and peaceful. One day there was a trainer that came to our little wood. And he had a Chikorita. She was really nice! He caught both me and my sister. And he was a great trainer. He was always kind. And he loved us. We were his prized jewels. A perfect pair of Eevee. But then my sister evolved into an Espeon. And then soon after I evolved into Umbreon. Our trainer was delighted! And by this time his Chikorita was a Bayleef. And one time we almost got stolen by team rocket! But man we beat them!

I get personally offended when people say they like pokemon and can only name pikachu. This may seem like a small issue, but this truly stresses me out.