#pofazing

Wow wtf you're telling me that when a person's gender is being affirmed they become happier and kinder and more confident and more motivated and they start seeing things more positively ohmygod what?! Crazy.

Hatemaxxing...

Yes, brain, let me go and look up how to spell the word "crayfish" so you won't get an anxiety attack about writing it. Sure, this isnt a bother to me at all. No, I'm not annoyed at all when i find out ive spelled it correct the first time. Of course im not. You are a very normal brain and this is something that every other person does. Do not worry. Yey!

I had a weird dream where I had a bunch of zeros and o's in various fonts lined up in front of me on a screen while I was locked in an unknown bathroom that had a filled up bathtub (which was somehow relevant to the plot, but at the same time...not), and i had to decide which ones were o's and which ones were zeros, and it was kinda like a saw trap thing where if I guessed wrong I was killed and all the fonts would instantly change so i wouldn't be able to memorize them. I dunno.

Oh this movie killed me. It killed me. Im dead. This movie broke into my house in the middle of the night and murdered me in cold blood. Ohmygod.

I love the fact that when something is cuter than what the human brain is able to handle, it, in its confusion, always resorts to two, and only two things: violence or laughter