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Okay so we watched Troy on thursday in classical civ because it was our last classical civ lesson of the term and here are my thoughts so far:

This is Achilles PLATONIC HETEROSEXUAL STRAIGHT COUSIN WHO HE IS COUSINS WITH THEY ARE COUSINS AND ALSO STRAIGHT

Where is Cassandra?? Where is my girl Cassandra???

What Are they wearing

no seriously tho

Do you think the writers have ever like. seen a picture of an ancient greek person

PLATONIC COUSIN

Briseis deserves better.

There’s only like four people I like in this film and it’s Odysseus, Ajax, Briseis, and Hector

Also Briseis and Achilles falling in love makes me uncomfortable. Don’t Like That

Also the scene where Ajax is trying to get to land quicker and just. Yeets a sailor off his seat and starts rowing in his place was straight up hilarious

The bit at the start where Achilles kills the other army’s main guy was like. Not that impressive??? Like sure he killed him with only one stab but also. He wouldn’t have been able to do that if the guy was wearing chest armour. Like I don’t mean to victim blame but it’s a war put your tits away

ACHILLES’ STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUAL COUSIN

Ok but seriously the design for the entire thing was just. Atrocious. Like they Did Not Understand The Assignment

Troy also has the flaw that the Odyssey has; it fails to realise that in order for us to root for our protagonist, our protagonist must be likeable

Ok but this film has done more to make me like Odysseus than the Odyssey ever has

Also I‘ve already said this but I cannot convey how shitty the fits are in this film. Like. They’re atrocious I’m sorry

The film can be quite funny at times?? Not on purpose though. Well I think one time where this kid is like “I wouldn’t want to fight a guy that big” and Achilles is like “That’s why you’re forgettable”

No but Seriously what are they wearing

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I think our classical civ substitute teacher things our school is fucking mental because he was unlucky enough to get a lunchtime lesson

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If I turned in half of the shit the Odyssey has in it to an editor the editor would return it and tell me to “show not tell” and that my writing is “a bit on the nose”

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I genuinely don’t know what I’m doing in the classical civilisation essay please help

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Currently having An Emotional Experience due to the 20 mark Classical Civilisation essay I have to write. To break it down:

- The teacher said it will take me about forty minutes to write (I think not)

- I just looked at the task and. Apparently you get 28 minutes in the exam. So. Basically I’m fucked

- “We planned it in the lesson” No we took a sheet of paper and wrote down the pros and cons of the gods in the Odyssey on either side that is not planning it

- 20 marks??? For “Are the gods a hinderance in books 1, 5, and 6 of the Odyessey”??? I can NOT get twenty marks out of that

- Like. What are the paragraphs even ON?? Do I analyse the language??? Do I just talk about what happened???? Like how do I write a full essay on that question

- In my experience, you have to write one paragraph for each point. Do I have to write TEN PARAGRAPHS???

- How do I wring ten paragraphs out of this question?? Like on the hindrance side we have Poseidon, Calypso, and Zeus and that’s it but the last one was a joke! I mean I do have six on the other side but Like. One doesn’t even count??? It’s the little god of the river he has two lines in which he is mentioned and that’s it do I write a full paragraph about him and even then it’s only eight gods

- Do I have to analyse the language?? Yes??? No???? Maybe????? So?????

- Please send help

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Unfollowing. I was a fan of how he called his adoptive dad a god and took over Rome after his assassination, but I didn’t know that he renamed Sextillis August :/

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Thinking about that time (read: 24 hours ago) when I had to write something on how the Trojan war started in greek mythology for classical civilisation and started it with “At the start of the Odyssey, Zeus questions why mortals blame all of their troubles on the gods. Here, we shall discover why everything that happened in the Odyssey is actually the gods’ fault.”

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