A sad and unconvenient truth.
Al Gore was only scratching the surface. Fuck climate change. There's a much more 'seriouser' change happening to the not greatest generation. We’ve all been infected with the plus-minus virus. Your significant other, friends and relatives have probably seen your steady decline. It didn’t happen over night. The slow and constant drip of a leaky social media faucet has taken hold. Symptoms include irrational outbursts, quoting statistics and very intetesting factoids to random yet clearly uninterested shoppers in the grocery store and self provoked episodes of road rage. Some report mindless viewing of trending videos on Youtube or podcasts from prognosticators of end times gloom and gloom while others engage in trivial Twitter wars steeped in plus-minus debates. I ain't as good as I once was. Plus-minus so I got a few years on me now but there was a time back in my prime when I could really lay it down. So, if you need some love tonight well plus-minus then I might have just enough. Plus-minus. I ain't as good as I once was; but I'm as good once as I ever was. Plus-minus.
