#plagg kwami

Like, what if there was a world where all the other Motherbox miraculous have been handed out and used before, but not the ladybug or black cat?

(TLDR: Eldritch god Tikki and Plagg love their strange squishy humans, and will crush anyone and anything that makes them cry.)

All of the other Kwami have experienced gaining, having, and losing human partners, but not Tikki and Plagg, as they have always been deemed too powerful and too dangerous to give to others, and they were rarely, if ever, used by the Guardians themselves, and if they were, it was never long enough to build any kind of connection. To the point that, if they ever give a kwagatama to anyone, they would be unable to contact anyone with it as they have never truly had past holders.

In a world like this, I like to imagine that either Master Fu was pushed to the edge of desperation by Hawkmoth and didn't see any other combination of Miraculous that could stop him while protecting Paris, OR, Plagg and Tikki came to that conclusion, and went out and chose wielders without permission.

Either way though, I think the results would end up the same.

Plagg and Tikki have never had a Human of their own before. They've only ever been able to here their sibling Kwami gush or whine about their holders. They had no idea what to expect, especially not from untrained children. But in the end, they learn the others were right: there is NOTHING quite like having your own human.

Plagg starts out trying to be aloof and disinterested. They are gods, after all, deigning to work with humans so as to not rip apart the fragile material world with their might. It would be silly to be anything less but flippant and relaxed like a deity before a worshiper.

So quickly does that fall apart once he's actually with Adrien. His human, no, his kitten, is the kindest creature he has ever met. And though he is very sheltered, he also far from naive, with a whip sharp mind and a protective streak a mile wide. But when it comes to himself, Plaggs chosen cannot lift a finger in self defense. He tucks his head and lets blows both metaphorical and literal rain down on him. This too smiley, too innocent, goody-two-shoes is the opposite of the unstoppable force of nature that Plagg represents.

So why is it that this small human child is the first being besides Tikki he has ever felt loyalty too? Why does his heart ache when the boy cries, and his anger surge when he sees how little Adrien's father cares for him? What has this human done to him?

Plagg doesn't know. Possibly can't know, even. But he knows he does. He knows this little blonde kit is his, and rules of the guardians be damned, he will do whatever it takes and whatever he wants to protect this little scrap of human and keep him happy.

Tikki, for her part, had gone into this new experience excited to meet her human. To finally interact closely with one of the most complicated lifeforms of this world she and Plagg had created together when they were still one being.

She had all these ideas for how she would shape the young champion. That she would create a paragon of virtue, a perfect shining hero. An example for all others for the proper way to act, to be. Not just as a miraculous holder, but as a human and sentient being. She went in fully expecting to follow every rule the Guardians had laid out, and to act as a wise and kind, but also impersonal and detached, mentor.

That plan survived barely two weeks with Marinette Dupain Cheng.

The poor thing was a kind, brave, and creative soul, who Tikki nearly crushed under the weight of her lofty expectations. The girl ran herself ragged trying to be what Tikki, and the order, wanted her to be. And it nearly broke her.

Tikki learned for the first time exactly how fragile human children can be, and how much pressure her human already put on herself. As the god of creation carefully helped the young designer recover and rebuild, she witnessed how few support systems she had, how little confidence she possessed, and how lonely and isolated she felt.

Tikki abandoned her lofty dreams of being a widened guide and teacher, her future plans of a perfect hero, for the simple task of being the lonely girls friend and the goal of trying to make her smile despite the stress she was under.

So soon did her zest for the rules crumble when she finally began to care about Marinette in a way she never had for anyone but her destructive other half. How could she insist that Marinette only use her powers to fight evil when swinging through the air on a dark Paris night gave her such joy? How could she insist that her duties as a Holder came first, when the poor girl hadn't seen her few friends in ages?

How could Tikki insist that Marinette must remain virtuous and righteous when that filthy false fox tried to ruin the few happy things her precious human had left?

I'm just....mystified and fascinated by the idea of a Tikki and Plagg that are more directly godlike and Eldritch as they've been mainly cut off from close contact and relationships with humans before, but who are also unable to stop themselves from becoming utterly enamored of their first, and possibly only, holders.

The other Kwami have had millennia to learn to let go, to let human things happen, and to stay out of their holders everyday conflicts. But Tikki and Plagg were likely alone in the miracle box so often before Fu's mistakes. And even though they've had their fellow Kwami for a human lifetime or two, they've still never truly experienced a partnership or friendship this close. I think the idea that they'd become over protective and borderline irrational about their chosen safety is a very likely outcome from all of this.

Also, I'm just a sucker for eldritch beings of immense power legitimately and honestly caring about tiny squishy humans, and very much near constantly overreacting about it.

Also, if fu tried to take their miraculous back in this worlds Feast, they might honestly just try to kill him. Damage to Paris from their actions be damned. They are not leaving their kids.

Chat Ate Catnip!?

Chat Noir x reader

Summary: Cat Noir gets into some catnip and starts acting like a love-sick puppy who is determined to be as clingy as possible with you.

It was night in Paris, and here you were lying on the couch next to your boyfriend, cuddling him. You were watching Princess and the Frog, the best movie ever, the movie was in its final scenes in ending.

"Mon amour, are you all right"?, Chat said, looking at your awkward position.

"Hmm..I just have to use the bathroom", you said, continuing to squeeze your thighs together to stop the irritation.

"Just go, Mon amour, why hold it?" Chat smiled brightly, also maneuvering to sit up like you.

"I can't, it's my favorite part of the movie, you eagerly said before you saw Chat roll his eyes playfully and pause the film.

"There, now go, Mon amour", Chat said, watching you quickly get up before running to the bathroom to do your business.

Suddenly you heard a crash in the kitchen, and you quickly finished using the bathroom before running into the kitchen.

"What happened, Chat? Are you hurt"?, you said, scared upon seeing the mess on the floor. Turning the corner, you saw a bag of catnip on the floor, but before you could pick it up, you felt someone jump on top of you.

"ARGHH, What the-, Chat...What are you doing?" You asked in pain before looking at Chat angrily.

"Why did you do that?", but instead of answering, Chat only hugged you tighter refusing to let you go.

You found the source of the problem; Chat had eaten catnip, which altered his behavior to act so weirdly. You tried to create some space, but Chat just chose to jump on your back, staying there.

"No, don't leaveee, please", Chat adorably replied, pouting with his cute, lovesick eyes, making it so hard to refuse.

You almost caved...Never mind you caved in, I mean, how could you leave Chat all alone, especially in this state. So you were basically his cuddle pillow.

"Were gonna be together forever and ever right...", Chat said with his infamous sweet smile that melts your heart at how adorable he looks.

"Of course baby", You smiled before gently playing with his hair.

"Hmm, baby, I'm gonna go get some water, I will be right back", you said, getting up only to be dragged back down with Chat cuddling your arm.

"NO, you are not going anywhere, amour", Chat grinned before laying his head on your lap.

You gave up trying to leave Chat, from his body basically on top of you, and how fussy he got when you tried to move just an inch.

"It said it should last an hour or maybe more. " You Google 'What to do if your cat ate some catnip'.

"Luckily, it's nothing serious, only the cat would get super clingy. Great", you smiled at the purring kitty resting on your leg.

"You tired, Baby?" you grinned gently, rubbing behind Chat's ear.

Chat gave a sleepy nod, rubbing his face deeper into your leg and enjoying the massage.

"Do you want to go to bed or stay here?" You said admiring the way Chat looked all sleepy.

"Here", Chat quietly mumbled to you.

"Why don't you de-transform so you can be comfortable?" You suggested before Chat quickly mumbled out 'Plagg claws in'.

You stood up before laying Chat down on the couch, "Where are you going?" Chat tiredly said before opening his eyes, glancing up at you.

"I am going to go feed Plagg and put him to bed, then I will cuddle you." You sweetly smiled. Yep, Plagg and Adrien love to stay over all the time, so you decide to buy a small bed for Plagg to sleep in and restock on all his favorite cheeses. As you went to leave, you could hear Adrien getting up before following you to the kitchen.

"Here, Plagg, some Camembert." You saw Plagg quickly stuff the cheese down his belly.

"That was the best Camembert, Yum", Plagg said, burping then rubbing his belly, satisfied, then flying towards your room to go to bed.

You dragged Adrien back to the couch before taking some of his spare pajamas he had left over here, to change into.

Adrien quickly changed before taking your hand and lying on the couch with his hands around your waist as his face buried into your neck.

I’ve been watching Miraculous Ladybug and I have some problems with it so being totally original and made my own version!