#pjo kronos

Rhea: *sitting with her lions* How dare you accuse my babies of such an act! They only eat the finest of meats!

Kronos: WHAT ELSE WOULD DO THAT??

Cupbearer! Zeus:

Poseidon runs into the problem of her still being his daughter, so all the non-intervention laws still apply. However, those same laws don't apply to Amphitrite, who finds all sorts of fun ways to spend time with her sister-in-law/stepdaughter. She's also mature enough to do so in a way that won't freak her out. Perse arrives home one day and Amphitrite is just... there, chatting it up with Sally like she isn't the mortal who slept with her husband. Turns out they've been doing this for weeks.

Demeter, like Hera, also tries hanging out in Perse's highschool, but she's even less subtle. I can picture her showing up without even altering her age and lecturing Perse's friends on their eating habits, giving unsettling reasons like 'your untimely deaths due to vitamin deficiency would upset my sister'.

Hestia doesn't need an excuse to spend time with Perse because she's perfect already and everyone is happy to be with her regardless. I imagine she figures it out first of the elder six, perhaps even from when they first meet.

Poseidon teenage dad.

We need Percy/Perse to transfer either almost immediately after the Kronids leave Kronos's stomach, but before he's defeated, or, even better, have Poseidon sire Percy/Perse before he leaves the stomach.

We don't know how long the gaps were between all the Big Six, do we? It would be funny if the second generation of gods started appearing even before Zeus was born.

And after he get's demigods as his domain, and unlocks his maternal instincts, there will be a never-ending courtships offers from every god, nymph and nature spirit across all of Greece (or Hellas)

It will make Marriage of Helen and fighting for Aphrodite's hand both look tame in comparison.

Zeus and Poseidon are going to be so stressed. It is all fun and games chasing after pretty faces, but not when it is your favorite child. Who, top it all looks like a male clone of your mother. So they are double paranoid, because it is one thing if this is just some minor C list deity, but completely another, when it is the greatest treat of them all.

Blond men.

At first they could just scare them off, with some smiting involved here and there. But as they themselves know, the forbidden fruit is always the sweetest, so it only made the suitors more ambitious.

They start collaborating schemes together, of how to protect mini mom their son from all this attention. This is the closest they have been since the Titonomachy.

They honestly even thought about giving Percy to Artemis to join the Hunt, or even tricking Percy into ethernal maidenhood. ( youth-hood? There isn't really a male variation of this)

They probably devised a cunning plan later on, to make most of them to back off. (But it's something I need to brainstorm upon.)

Luckily for them Apollo also isn't a fan of all this commotion, so he helpfully shoots some of the most audacious suitors. Unluckily for them, he is the biggest candidate of them all, and he wouldn't back down under any circumstances.

Also unluckily for them, he resembles their father, so they are forced to witness the history repeating itself.

Percy is completely unaware of all of this, and just thinks that this is the past, so it is just how gods usually act like. He also thinks that Apollo is very strange and quote; "talks a lot and is so shiny it sometimes hurts to look at." ( I don't know if you have read the Apothecary Diaries, but I picture their relationship to be at first a bit like Maomao and Jinshi, where Percy would treat Apollo like some weird bug thing, for the latter to just be obsessed with him and weirdly into it)

(P.S Petition to rename this AU to Perses/Perseus Dios/Diogenes (of Zeus/ child of Zeus), because it distinguishes it from the other God!Percy AU and it explicitly in universe says that this Percy/Perces is a child of Zeus, and believe me there are a lot of Perse's. Plus they can't just call him Percy, because pronunciation of y hasn't been invented yet, so it would sound like Persi.)

Have a nice day/night!

Listennnnn, so many people are gonna want to wife Percy up. Zeus and Poseidon are going to be in a constant state of paranoia, worrying about some devious god snatching their precious Percy up. The blond men worry them the most. They do NOT want to see any blond men near their son. They like to pretend that they don't think about Kronos, but they do.

Not all blonds disturb them, but there's this specific shade of blond that their father had, and Apollo inherited it. Zeus thinks Apollo is just being a "good son" when he assists them with dealing with Percy's suitors, but he soon realises that Apollo is also pursuing Percy. Listen, Apollo isn't an exact copy of Kronos, but he has a couple of things that Kronos is physically remembered for, and that's his golden blond hair and golden eyes, and something about the way Apollo looks when angered takes the Kronos kids back to the time when they fought against Kronos. They have never said it out loud, but the Kronos kids are a bit disturbed by Apollo's appearance. They can see so much of Rhea in Percy (both physically and personality-wise), so seeing Percy with Apollo worries them. Apollo has given them no reason to think he'll treat Percy the way Kronos treated Rhea, but they just can't bring themselves to be okay with their relationship. Also yes, I became aware that the pronunciation of Y hadn't been invented yet after I posted the chapter where Percy names himself, but it was too late to change it. I figured "Percy" would be a new name for Ancient Greece, so I did have Zeus, Poseidon, and Hermes call it an "interesting name". I'm down to give this AU a name!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67183318

Sadie: Don't count us out just yet, rock for shits. We still have one last trick, one that not even your little bath will protect you from.

Kronos: Show me.

Sadie: Domain Expansion...

Kronos: (Domain Expansion? I never heard of such a spell. It could be dangerous. I'd best counter it before she finishes it.)

Sadie: Nut Shot!

Sadie proceeds to kick the Titan Lord in the balls

Kronos: Oooh! Why does this hurt so much? *Collapses on the ground.*

Carter: You really need to stop doing that.

Poseidon refusing to swear on the River Styx to convince Zeus he didn't take the Master Bolt, putting Percy's life in jeopardy to get it back.

Zeus turning Thalia into a tree when she won't be his pawn, for "security" reasons.