adding on to my crack headcanon thing with luke being able to talk to kronos in his mind (this is not canon compliant at allll uh its an au where chris didnt go insane in the labyrinth ig and also silena spent time with the army sometimes apparently yea lets go with that):
kronos: *thoughts* my army is fine-
kuke, inside kronos's head: NO THEY FUCKING ARENT
kronos: idk what youre talking about-
luke: WHY DO YOU THINK THEY WANTED TO JOIN THIS ARMY IN THE FIRST PLACE? LOOK AT THEM!
chris: *sigh* sorry im in the middle of contemplating going back to camp because the food here is NOT as good as advertised, what do you need?
silena: ok so basically i was thinking.
chris: thinking? thats never good- *sees her glaring* go on
silena: what if i end up hurting someone I love doing this? like clarisse! or charlie!
chris: why did you name your literal boyfriend second- *remembers hes supposed to be helpful in these situations* nah I'm sure youll be fine
silena: i guess… oh look, alabaster and ethan are pretending not to like each other again! *immediately brightens up*
chris: where did you get that popcorn…?
alabaster: *practicing magic*
ethan: *walks in* *to alabaster* good work *goes and stands stiffly in the corner or smth*
alabaster: *almost gets hit in the face with a fireball cuz he was staring at ethan*
kronos: *to his... mindmate?* oh shit, you were right...
luke: SEE? THEYRE A BUNCH OF REPRESSED GAY DEMIGODS WITH TRAUMA
