IT LOOKS LIKE SHPIGS ARE POPULAR
So I’m going to talk more about them.
Shpigs are amazing. Take a pig. Put a pastel sheep on the outside. Then make it nigh indestructible.

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IT LOOKS LIKE SHPIGS ARE POPULAR
So I’m going to talk more about them.
Shpigs are amazing. Take a pig. Put a pastel sheep on the outside. Then make it nigh indestructible.

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Announcing... BETTER OFF TREAD!
Better Off Tread is an arena tank combat game that remembers to have fun. Travel to floating islands, mysterious temples, and deep dungeons… and BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS.
Our artists looked at these tanks and said: “But what about hats?”
And lo, there were hats. So many hats. We’ve got tanks with helmets. We’ve got tanks with mustaches. We’ve got tanks with capes. Heck, we’ve even got a tank with a wizard hat.
You want to team up with your friends to blow up the rest of your friends? We’ve got you covered. This is multiplayer, up to 12 people at a time across 4 teams. Compete for power-ups, use the terrain to your advantage, avoid traps—or trick your enemies into tripping them. It’s wild fun, and we have to stop playing it once in a while to add new stuff. And don’t worry: more Grumpy Witch is coming very soon. Emilia’s story is just getting started. Believe us, anyone who gets in her way is going to have a really bad time…
Something about this place looks sorta familiar...
Or is it just me? Check out our newest news about our occasionally retro arenas at http://www.pixelconstructor.com/2017/03/15/magnificent-arenas-of-destruction/.
Batkin baby pictures
Okay you guys. I think you really need to see these little floofs for yourselves.
What even is my life. Close-ups coming later.
Good day, witchlings!
Would you like to see a peek of some favorite places in Grumpy Witch? At least one of these places is a necessary stop, but most of the rest are hidden little spots you might or might not find depending on how hard you look.
As scary as this is, are we alone in thinking a little wire and string could turn this into an AWESOME marionette?
It’s rock candy. ROCK CANDY! Get it?!
Maybe we can be friends? …Maybe not.
POING POING POING POING
Emilia needs a nap. Chances are, though, that if she tries to take one in THIS bed, she’s going to end up a little more like Goldilocks. …Violetlocks?

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Hey all, it’s Emilia.
Sorry I’ve been so quiet for so long. The cottage got snowed in, and I’ve been hard at work baking and tidying up. Six months of neglect can do a lot to make a cottage a lot less snug.
I’m back, though, and ready to answer questions, but FIRST I really need to ASK one.
I was having trouble sleeping for a while because of this weird sound coming from my roof. When I managed to get outside and investigate, you won’t believe what I found in my eaves.
Apparently, batkin and their… what do you even call them? Batkinlets? Batbabies? Whatever you call them (ideas, people?), they snuggle in whatever crevices they can find to keep warm in the winter.
I really don’t know if I want to wake them. Batkin are bitey jerks, but their babies are SO CUTE and I don’t know if it’s right to push them out in the middle of winter to go find another home.
What do you think? Should I boot them out of my roof or let them snuggle up until spring? I can get some closer-up pictures, if it helps?
Tongue Out Tuesdays!
We at Pixel Constructor agree: games need to be fun, and the games WE make need to be CUTE.
Which do you think is cuter, then -- yesterday’s new batkin or today’s beautiful blepping shpig?
Experts cannot agree.
Introductions: Samantha Smith, Community Liaison
Hey there! It’s Samantha, your friendly neighborhood Community Liaison and general worker bee. I’m going to be introducing you to our whole team as we push forward, but I’m the one who posts stuff, so I get to start by talking about ME.