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Don’t Give Me Some Wetness (direct download)

How many batteries can YOU eat?

Put a bullet into 2017 with Adam and Dave, as they wheel out the excellent ideas which will launch them into next year! A kids book about rock pigs! A graphic novel about town criers! A reality food show to beat all!

Plus: was anything good this year? What does it cost to birth an American child? How can you, the listener, stop Adam hate-reading 4chan? And the big question: who's picking up Pitchface for their podcast lineup?

This episode brought to you by the modems in my garage.

SHOW NOTES

In this year’s crop of new ABC comedy shows, three whole shows are produced by the ABC comedy department (though one is a clip show)! So shut up Dave.

Feel free to Google Blair Cottrell yourself if you would like an idea of the kind of person who’s not likely to be allowed into the country of Nordberg.

Get yourself along to the Squishface 6th Birthday/Coaster Show in Brunswick!

FM Clarity blogs by Adam: facilities management told like it is.

Here’s what Dave’s Hamfist looks like:

And here’s a bit of Cryer!

Oh, and here’s an excellent gig you should attend at your local rock club:

Transmedia Vamp (direct download)

Adam and David sniffle their way through a mid-winter episode, braving the conditions in the Pitchface studio to bring you a hot bowl of pitch!

Adam discovers an idea he pitched in episode 1 has already been done by people with the gall to have the rights to do it! We pitch how to ruin your childhood memories by making them MGTOW-compatible! A new Pitched Battle brings the worlds of Seinfeld and Parker Lewis together at last! And we sign off singing Peabo Bryson Songs for Current Movies!

This episode brought to you by Adam’s Mid-Winter Anticol ASMR Channel Extravaganza On YouTube and Meditation for Bigots.

SHOW NOTES

Injustice: Get Gods Amongst You

Transmedia (vamp)

The first comment in this board refers to ruined childhoods

"They call themselves Men Going Their Own Way and they dislike feminism so much they are grabbing their balls and going home."

"Crazy Joe" Davola v Larry Kubiac

Peter Dutton has his own super spy ministry now, is like some bizarro-world Paul Keating, but cross-bred with a fucking pig

Peppermint, Spearmint and Cinnamon. That’s it. There is no cherry Binaca

Hey! Ho! Pea-bo!

K-9 apparently came out three months before Turner & Hooch!

David misremembered: there was an episode where Parker Lewis lost, which was renamed to "Parker Lewis Can't Win". Later on, the whole series was renamed to just "Parker Lewis".

Agro: a chocolate lollipop dropped on a carpet

Meet the Feebles, a filthy Muppets

"bracket bracket bracket", in case you're not aware

Tetris the movie will be a trilogy

Lozenge Men (direct download)

We start with a pitch for Cardinal George Pell and only go up from there!

Why is a woman named Katt selling her harmonica on Facebook Marketplace? What are some great ideas for prequel TV series (like Better Call Saul)? And who would win in a battle between Deadwood's Al Swearengen and Back to the Future's Mad Dog Tannen? We pitch you the unarguably correct answers.

WARNING: this episode contains just a little too much discussion of The Second DeLorean Theory. It's brought to you by a vest and Little Red Badge!

Cardinal Pell is coming via Singapore!!!

Get your harmonica on Gumtree instead.

Feel free to get involved in The Second DeLorean Theory even though it's a bit dumb and who cares really.

No, DeLoreans don't have sunroofs. Don't send letters, please.

Haven't been listening to the Better Call Saul Insider podcast but the Breaking Bad one was great and Vince Gilligan and co always showed up to talk about each episode.

Clark Duke

I'm Dying Up Here -- the book

Make a potato pie with Peter Russell-Clarke.

Then, listen to Peter swearing.

Why did nobody tell us (1) that the singer from Toto sang the theme from Gummi Bears and that (2) he's the son of Star Wars composer John Williams?

Then You’ll Appeal To Everybody (direct download)

This feature-length episode (code for “it’s too long”!) is crammed with ideas for wonderful actor Richard Kind! Want a Kind romantic comedy? A Kind road caper? Kind horror? We've got 'em all!

Special guest Katrina Mathers pitches her projects Girl Mechanic and There's Gunna Be Poo, and Adam and Katrina discuss their very different experiences working on the sketch comedy program The Wedge.

And David pitches his treatment for Police Academy 8! Plus: does John Deeks really sit at the kids table?

What a bounty! This episode is brought to you by mint and moo.la! Show notes at http://www.thepitchface.com/.

Show notes:

The Gallant Captain, by Graeme Base and the Lampshade Collective

The Wedge

The TAC

There's Gunna Be Poo

Richard Kind

The Game (Michael Douglas)

Make your money back on Tugg screenings

Could you really be stabbed with a kishka?

Art for Girl Mechanic

Tony Barber can speak at your function!

John Deeks is doing fine despite having to sit at the kids table

N for Nelly is on Dailymotion

Ian McFadyen on satire

I Asked Sandra Sully What it's Like Being Sandra Sully

David goes on and on about Police Academy

Angelyne

Find our excellent guest Katrina's work at katrinamathers.com

Where We're Going We Don't Need Jobs (direct download)

Can Fairfax leverage their expertise in hamburgers and mobile phones to successfully stave off the Barbarians at the Gate? Would journalism work more good if it were drawn? And what will the Jobs of the Future be? Adam and David pitch all this to you!

Also: Colombian terrorists! Labrador jealousy! A special "Kind" of love! This episode is brought to you by work and Latham Toyota!

Show notes:

Australia’s Real Estate Boom Has Wall Street Wooing a Newspaper Publisher

The Nib

Comics journalism by Sam Wallman, Safdar Ahmed, Kate Moon and David Blumenstein

David longlisted for Walkley Incubator with his stirring tale of the lives and loves of Charles Darwin

Sadly, David didn’t make the shortlist.

R. Sikoryak’s Terms and Conditions -- published by Drawn & Quarterly

Victoria didn't steal Formula One grand prix, claims Jeff Kennett

Hey Pay Up

The New Right Wing "Anti-GetUp!" Has Been Launched On A Private Farm

Universal Basic Income: Evil or Very Evil?

Workaholics, the show that’s not The Pit

Toy Soldiers

Michael Danischewski, an excellent cinematographer

The wonderful Richard Kind!

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