#pit stop

SNIPPETS FROM: [ASTON MARTIN RADIO TRANSCRIPTS]

YOU: Focus, Hal. HAL: I am focused. I can multitask. You’re literally the proof. My heads in the game, my other head is not.

HAL: Car’s good. Real good, I mess with this design. YOU: That’s the setup you argued with me about. HAL: And yet here I am, admitting you were right. Please document this.

YOU: You're below the fuel target. HAL: You always make things harder. YOU: That’s my job. HAL: Yeah. You’re very good at it. Get this lady a raise.

HAL: Be honest. How bad did that look? YOU: I’ve seen worse. HAL: From me? YOU: No comment. HAL: Ouch... damn, that hurt more than a penalty.

YOU: Box this lap, Jordan. HAL: You say it like that on purpose, right? YOU: Like what. HAL: Like you’re about to ruin my life. YOU: Box. HAL: … HAL: I’m in.

YOU: You’re faster than the cars ahead. HAL: You flirting with me now? YOU: I’m stating facts. Don't get ahead of yourself. HAL: Then keeeep talking, sweetheart. YOU: I'll let you finish this race in silence if you don't watch it. HAL: Yes ma'am.

HAL: I need a distraction. YOU: Negative. HAL: Come on. One compliment. YOU: Drive the fucking car. HAL: I am driving the fucking car. I just like knowing you’re impressed.

YOU: P4. That’s P4. HAL: Not bad. YOU: It was a good drive today. HAL: From you? I’ll take it.

YOU: Park the damn car, Hal. HAL: You coming down to the garage? YOU: You already knew I would be. HAL: Good. I’ve got something to say that does NOT belong on the radio. YOU: Jesus Christ...

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