#pisspot

jeremiah "pisspot" woerner

he grew up in new austin, with a father of german descent. his mom lived in new austin her whole life and settled with papa pisspot after falling in love with his ability to survive accidents (kicked by horses several times, falling off a two-story building, drowning in a trough). he loves his family very much!!!

pisspot's parents owned a small shop and he wanted to expand to seek a better living and so he started (or is trying to start) a trading business. saint denis and area (bayou nwa) seemed like the best option but he didn't realise how much he hates living in high humidity and wading through the swamps to gather materials... too late now lmao (he misses new austin sooooo bad. he misses having dry socks and not being covered in swamp mud and getting bucked into gators mouths).

his trading company: woerner & warner trading co., est. 1898 (they've sold 3 leather bags so far) (its okay guys the markets gonna work in his favour soon i think) (maybe) (probably not) (so far he has made negative profits and is currently in debt)

doesn't enjoy drinking or smoking. loves racing (attempted arson is his racehorse), owns a mustang called whiskey barrel who helps with the trading business's hauling work. absolutely hates the outdoors, deals with it because i make him. attempted arson vvv

he is haunted by a being that watches him and makes him ride directly into a fence to fly off his horse (its me. im the being. i throw him off cliffs for fun) its okay, he always gets back on. good for him.

he got mauled by a cougar three times and i laughed. im his biggest opp ong

he WOULD be enjoying his life more but i am attached to him and he cannot escape me. i started calling him pisspot after the seventh flying horse incident, also because he is pathetic, wimpy, and struggles to take out his guns fast enough when in immediate danger 🥰🥰🥰

i bought him some nice clothes and i feed him good food (sometimes) because i felt bad for him... he's a good kid. i love him. i make sure he gets enough rest and he doesn't fall completely into bankruptcy and that he doesn't hate himself too much

pisspot fit check. what a handsome lad