Ok so I am OBSESSED with this one pimms fic called “This Account Cannot be Found”. It expands on Jack’s backstory and actually acknowledges that he had friends before he got to Samwell.
Anyway I’ve been thinking about how Jack actually has friends in the NHL that probably really cared about him and just got dropped after he overdosed.
So I was thinking about them hanging out again for the first time since they deal with the whole ghosting thing. And “Orange Juice” by Noah Kahan gives me the vibe of Jack’s juniors friends trying to accommodate him getting sober but still being unsure of everything. Treating him like he might just disappear again but desperately wanting him to stick around and be okay.
And something about the idea that they want him around after everything and even introducing him to their kids and wives is making me cry!
I need fanfic of this fanfic!!!
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"Put it this way; have you wanted to marry all your best friends?" Svetlana fires back.
Parson pauses long enough that she wonders if she's missing something, some tragic love affair that everyone else knows about, maybe a fling with a pop star or a model, before he clears his throat. "I've never had a best friend who's a woman, so —"
Svetlana scoffs and throws him the keys, pointing at the iridescent green convertible in the corner before leaving.
Typical.
the omgcp/hr crossover that absolutely everyone has been waiting for.
for better, for worse
[check please. kent/jack. ~4.3k.]
“Dare,” Kent had joked — mostly, sorta, not really at all — and Jack had blinked in confusion and then stared at him with wide eyes and a slack mouth for long enough to make Kent nervous before wrapping his fingers carefully around Kent’s wrist and tugging him inside.
[Or: Kent and Jack get hitched. Which would be fine if Jack wasn't already engaged to somebody else. Kent's life is a running joke.]
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a/n: for the @pimms-fest-2025 "what happens in vegas..." event. thanks to the mods for organising this and to the pimms fandom for coming in clutch ♥︎
(2021-22 season) playoffs
chapter 10 of: in nobody's eyes but mine
check please. jack/kent, fic length: 94k.
That's when it hits Kent for real, that he's in the fucking playoffs, with Jack, on the same team as Jack, same line as Jack. Like they used to dream about, being here together. Looking into Jack's eyes, Kent's sure he's thinking the same thing, and he almost loses his balance across the boards from the sheer force of what that means to him.
Then he quickly shakes out of it, takes a steadying breath and is in complete control the moment he taps a returning teammate on the shoulder, before he takes his place on the ice. Feels Jack's body next to his own when they make their way over to the face-off circle, shoulder to shoulder, like it should be.
chapter one here | roster for the Boston Corsairs | link to series
Fiddling with his empty shot glass, Jack stays glued to the highlights while the Falcs on screen and in the bar turn away to celebrate the game being called in their favor. Watching what he had missed hours ago; Kent ripping his gloves off, and scooping his helmet up as he storms off the ice. Jack the only one who sees the heat in his eyes and the rigidness of his spine, his desperation telegraphed for anyone who knows what to look for, almost like — Jack knocks the glass to the table with a clatter — like Kent had been pulling out all the stops for anything that would give him the win.
And Jack.
in which Jack has an increasingly horny mental breakdown and Kent uses intricate rituals to not touch one specific man.
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some of you know that I am realog on Ao3, but for those who don't hello! I've been meaning to make a pinned post for fanfic purposes for ages, then I saw someone do this the other day and it seemed like a fun introduction (and conveniently, my go-to summary method is usually just the first lines).
so, for anyone who has ever felt...unsatisfied with the direction taken by the hockey themed web comic Check Please!, and particularly the characters of Jack and Kent, check out the links below, maybe you'll find something you like:
from oldest to newest
glass houses (1.9k t)
The first time he sees Parson and Zimmboni talking in some out of the way corner, Jack's shoulders tense while Parson casually slouches against the wall. Alexei wonders if he should go over and do something about it.
(pimms affair in the NHL bubble, because of course they would. fun fact: I was so nervous about posting this that I did it immediately before going to my mom's birthday dinner, so I wouldn't just be obsessively refreshing the page all night. and then the reception ended up being, frankly, beyond my wildest expectations)
everybody talks (9.1k t)
When Bittle said he had been approached for another book after the wedding. Jack had hugged him, and congratulated him, and asked what kind of recipes he was going to focus on this time.
Bittle had laughed and said it wasn't actually another cookbook. This time another branch of his publisher had approached him about writing something more in line with his twitter and vlog. More like a memoir, focusing on his opinions and thoughts on the whirlwind of the last few years.
(less? fun fact: I started writing this while I was at home. alone. with food poisoning. on christmas. so I really let the spite flow freely on this one. take note if you ever decide to give one half of your romantic pairing addiction issues and a checkered past with the sports media landscape and then make their other half...a youtube diary volgger).
bubble baes (4.3k t)
So. Does everyone here know the J+K drama?
(bitchy groupchat coda to glass houses! even less? fun fact: this was written into the lead up to the 2025 US presidential inauguration. but, it did keep me from doomscrolling too much, and made at least a couple people smile on a very very shitty day).
vacation (all i ever wanted) (26k e)
In the fall, Kent comes home from a grueling two week long roadie to an invitation for Jack and Bittle's wedding. Tucked in the thick ivory envelope along with it is a handwritten note from Alicia, saying how much they hoped he could attend. That it would mean a lot for him to be there.
As Jack's oldest friend.
(think "My Former Best Friend's Wedding." fun fact: if I had to call something my magnum opus, it would be this. throwing everyone's (or just my) favorite rom com tropes into a blender (along with whatever 4.19 was) to create the pimms second chance romance of my dreams).
all i dream of lately (can you come a little closer) (8.1k m)
It's one of those things that the press likes to hint at because it feels salacious and intrusive, without requiring them to print any salacious or intrusive details that could lead to either a loss of ad revenue or a lawsuit.
Which has meant that for every year following the Aces fateful 2010 Cup run, Jack has been treated to at least one exposé about Kent Parson's sex life. Or more specifically, the lack of it, from April to ideally late June.
(regency romance ust without the regency part. fun fact: despite listening to it on repeat for many hours while writing this. I still managed to misremember the lyrics to closer by tegan and sara when typing the title, and didn't catch it for a few days).
give my love a four letter name (4.2k e)
"10 minutes, until food arrives." Jack says, placing his phone back down on the coffee table.
"I can't." Kent grumbles from where he's propped up against Jack's chest.
"I can't unless you get off me. And you already said no to that, so…" Jack lets his words trail off.
"Swoops?" Kent asks, still muffled.
(my fist foray into pwp, and it's a threesome with the fandom's favorite made up guy, Swoops! fun fact: I wrote this for an audience of like four people (myself included), so any other interaction is just gravy. AU jumping off immediately from the end of all i dream).
when my time's up baby (22k e)
In a mocking little twist of either irony or fate. The announcement gets posted as Jack is packing to go spend a few weeks up at his families lake house.
(because we all know Kent retiring is gonna hit Jack like a ton of bricks. fun fact: happy birthday Kent Parson and Nothing Else).
i'm not calling you a ghost (27k m)
When Jack comes back to himself, he realizes with a start that he has no idea where he is or how he got there. Just that he's standing in a large bedroom decorated in shades of cool greys and purples, the view from it's windows obscured by translucent shades.
He is thankfully fully clothed. Which at least proves that three years of living with Shitty hadn't rubbed off on him too much.
(remember how Jack said he was fine to drink, but he didn't do it at parties, and then the next time we saw him drinking was at a party? because I do. fun fact: I've lowkey been trying to title a fic after a f+tm song this entire time).
we keep tryin' to talk about us (2.7k e)
Jack had arrived in answer to Bittle's SOS text to find that the emergency was the combination of: a trashed house, six mild to severe hangovers, and finals. But it wasn't like he had anything better to do now that the Falcs season was over. So he loaded Bittle up with gatorade, sent him and the others to the library, and hoped the Haus had trash bags.
It didn't.
(we all know the real reason Kent had to have that conversation with Bitty aka a 4.19 fix it fic. fun fact: idk I wrote this in like 36 hrs and almost titled it after a taylor swift song but lorde came through at the last minute).
you spin my head right round (9.2k e)
It started — where else? — on Twitter.
(my pimms fest 2025 fic! featuring hockeysexual Jack dealing with the all seeing eye of his hot ex, who is also the embodiment of American Hockey. fun fact: this was 1000% inspired by that tweet complaining about the bright yellow spongebob sphere graphic)
the light comes through (1.9k t)
They made it sound so easy in abstract. Follow all these right steps and say all these right things and — poof! — in eighteen years you'll have raised a productive member of society.
(a little coda/continuation to my first fic, glass houses! it was really fun to get back into the stream of consciousness style, and I hope people still vibe with it. fun(?) fact: I come from a long line of divorces, and all I can say is: yay divorce!).
part-time soulmate (full-time problem) (5.3k e)
Felix arrived at the Las Vegas Aces' unofficial welcome party with one goal: to not embarrass himself in front of his new teammates or, more importantly, his new Captain Kent 'Just Parse is fine' Parson.
(did you see my pimms + 'guy the fandom made up' threesome fic and think that sounded way too niche? well get ready for the sequel featuring 3k worth of my Aces' rookie OC. fun fact: first time repeating artists for the song titles, and of course it's fob).
paused for a long time (1.3k m)
Jack hadn't let himself think much about the games — refused to let his parents even watch in 2010; the ones Bob had been supposed to commentate for, and Kent hadn't been supposed to get near; until a string of injuries left USA Hockey turning to their newest phenom and Jack shutting himself in his room — and then it hadn't mattered anymore. Another dream he'd missed out on. Until now.
(using sociopolitical events to put these two in a jar again. fun fact: this is my 13th work, which is 1300 words, and was posted on 2/13: Friday the 13th… you might think even ONE of those was intentional but nope!).
you got a fast car (4.5k, t)
American Thanksgiving was always a busy weekend. Endless streams of tech bros and starving artists flying in from Los Angeles, New York, Vancouver, or San Francisco, all desperate to prove to their friends and families back home that they either weren't struggling, or were huge douche bags.
(the check please x heated rivalry crossover, featuring Kent + Svetlana friendship and equal but opposite approaches to fucking your best friend. fun fact: this basically sprung into my brain fully formed while I was reading (and agreeing with) a tumblr post about how unnecessary it would be to crossover check please and heated rivalry).
getting close to something (3.4k, t)
Just after eleven Ilya leaves her at the bar for a 'smoke break' — like she hasn't been there for every single withdrawal bitchfest since he'd started trying to quit last year —
(sequel to the check please x heated rivalry crossover, featuring the 2016 awards after party and questionable life advice from a bunch of rich twenty-somethings. fun(?) fact: while I firmly believe you can't "steal" a person, this is probably the closest I'll ever get to a gala heist fic).
can't do it on my own (3.4k, e)
"Ah Ha!" Jack clears his throat and glances across the table at Troy — graciously deciding to ignore the eye roll he gets in the face of his own impending victory — before his train of thought gets thoroughly derailed by a damp towel landing at his feet.
"Whoever ends this stupid argument gets to fuck me," Kent announces.
(the fob titles will continue until morale improves (at least my morale). third installement in my most niche series! fun fact: truly this has been sitting in my drafts fro like 6 months, but the others got a couple of kudos recently so I decided it was time finally finish editing this fic. never doubt your power).
winner takes it all (5.3k, m)
The locker room didn't feel like they had just won a game, and it definitely didn't feel like they had managed to hold on to an upset in the literal last second.
(in which Jack has an increasingly horny mental breakdown and Kent uses intricate rituals to not touch one specific man. fun fact: this started with the thought: 'I wonder if you can write a "t" rated winner's room fic?' after careful consideration (and some polling) I decided this wasn't it... but the challenge remains open).
bright baby blue 1/4 (5.7k, t)
The video gets posted in the middle of Jack's Cup Day, because of course it does.
(I don't really see Jack wanting kids, so of course I had to give him one and see what happened. fun fact: the two OFC's in this fic started with a brief scene in another unpublished wip. but I liked their vibe so much they got their own fic.)
"Wow, are you seriously making fun of me for being emotionally vulnerable?" Parson asks, placing one hand over his heart. "Isn't that what we're all supposed to be going for these days?"
Svetlana doesn't know exactly what face she makes, but he snorts again before looking back to the party, gaze stopping on the broad shoulders of a dark haired man in a navy suit. Which could conceivably be half the league, but the two blondes flanking him — one a small man in a black tux and the other a statuesque woman in a tea length yellow dress — make it pretty clear it's not. "How is emotional vulnerability going these days?
"Shitty."
Jack hadn't let himself think much about the games — refused to let his parents even watch in 2010; the ones Bob had been supposed to commentate for, and Kent hadn't been supposed to get near; until a string of injuries left USA Hockey turning to their newest phenom and Jack shutting himself in his room — and then it hadn't mattered anymore. Another dream he'd missed out on.
Until now.
using sociopolitical events to put these two in a jar again.
