May 30
Bartender, bring me the drink that summons Pillar John from hit video game 'Pizza Tower' so I could place him in the white house and punch him in the face~
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Bartender, bring me the drink that summons Pillar John from hit video game 'Pizza Tower' so I could place him in the white house and punch him in the face~
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I couldn't ignore John, who will now be a caterpillar in Wonderland. He's still a brother to Gerome the Hatter, albeit a metaphorical one. They sometimes bicker over trivial matters, but they're very close. He has long since come to terms with what is happening in Wonderland and is simply busy with his thoughts about life.
i did it, i actually did it! i got the last piece of clothing i needed, the john suit. now i have officially fully completed the entirety of pizza tower, 202% and all clothes, and in only 70 hours total too!! and to top it all off, i ended the crumbling tower of pizza with an accidental p rank! i am so happy and proud of myself, i never thought i’d ever even get close to getting this far, but somehow i did it. i’m not the type of person who’s usually good at video games, so this is a huge accomplishment for me and i couldn’t be happier!!
i’m so glad i decided to buy this game, it is so unbelievably peak, you should seriously give it a shot if you like fast paced games!! i had so much fun throughout my entire journey, even if some moments weren’t exactly that great lol (cough cough gnome forest peppibot factory)
but anyway, i guess that’s it for pizza tower :P
So in Pizza Tower itself it's never explained that Pizzahead cursed Pillar John, let alone WHY he did so. Maybe he did it for fun, I really wouldn't put it past him. Orrrr maybe I'll make up a scenario where he was cursed after failing to pay his tab at the pizza joint Pizzahead used to run (funny but awful I guess). Headcanons my beloved.
Hitting pillar John activates an overly complex Rube Goldberg machine that EVENTUALLY wakes up pizza face
This is true I uhhhhh
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wooaahh! John as alligator? That’s so awesome, you better watch out pizzahead. You’ll probably be on pizza meal soon lol
Bon Appétit, John :)👌✨️
John again, but now a little different in appearance, and more whole.
And let's not forget about these two either. Gerome and John.
Honestly, I struggled for a long time with their animal transformations. I was considering giving them furry predators, or just big beasts. But I decided to turn them into reptiles. So here it is. Gerome is a lizard-dragon (or girdle-tailed lizard), whose design was difficult for me, but I like it. And John is an alligator (whose design was even more difficult, because I've never drawn alligators, so don't judge me too harshly).