#pikachutalks

Hey Kitties, Many of us were but young kittens when Ash Ketchum first met the loveable, refusing to evolve, Pikachu. That little electric Pokémon said one word, "Pikachu" and manipulated it in ways that even we could understand what he was saying. "Pi" was probably yes, "Chu" more than likely no, "Pika pi" meant I want a new trainer. But now it seems that the dark days are upon us when franchises get strange and things go weird. Like Deadpool's voice coming through the pudgy yellow body, we all wanted to snuggle. （＊〇□〇）……!

Yes. That's right. Ryan Reynolds will be voicing Pikachu in the upcoming movie, Detective Pikachu…because being a Pokémon used for blood sport entertainment of the humans isn't a real vocation like being a Detective is. ಠ_ಠ 

So, without further ado, we present to you this horrendous preview of the game which is being released pre-movie. ༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽

Is it just us…or does it feel more like a 30-something-year-old cosplaying man rather than Pikachu? 〇_ｏ 

All grumpiness aside…it could possibly be a really fun movie and game. We’re open to being wrong about it being a complete disaster. ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌