#pigpatch fnaf

Mr. Hippo: What- now what is it that you call it, when you kill someone and steal their belongings?

Nedd Bear: MURDER?

Happy Frog: ADVENTURE!!!

Orville: You seem fanny-troubled

Nedd Bear: A little booty-bothered if you ask me.

Pig Patch: Why?

Nedd Bear: To get to the idiot’s house!

Nedd Bear: Knock Knock!

Pig Patch: *eyeing him suspiciously* Whose there..?

Nedd Bear: The Plush Baby!

Pig Patch:

Nedd Bear:

Pig Patch: Okay. I’ll forgive you; on ONE condition.

Nedd Bear: Huh..?

Rockstar Freddy: Think again, I’m not scared of you! None of us are!

El Chip: *raising his hand from somewhere behind Freddy*

El Chip: I kind of am.

Pigpatch: I have a sense of humor you know.

Nedd Bear: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Rockstar Bonnie: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Rockstar Foxy: I did. I broke it-

Security Puppet: No. No, he didn’t.

Rockstar Bonnie: Music Man?

Music Man: Don’t look at me. Look at Freddy.

Rockstar Freddy: What?! I didn’t break it.

Music Man: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Rockstar Freddy: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Music Man: Suspicious.

Rockstar Freddy: No, it’s not!

Orville: If it matters, probably not… Funtime Chica and Happy Frog were the last ones near it.

Funtime Chica: Liar! I don’t even talk to that thing!

Nedd Bear: Oh really? Then what were you two doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Happy Frog: We use its metal surface to check our reflections. Everyone knows that, you nerds!

Helpy: Alright let’s not fight.

Mr. Hippo: Oh, Let me pay for it, Bonnie.

Rockstar Bonnie: No. Who broke it?

El Chip: [whispering] Bonnie, Rockstar Chica’s been awfully quiet…

Rockstar Chica: Really?!

El Chip: Yeah, really!

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