#piblw

-“Woah, oh! What took ya so long?! Fuckwad.” Dumbass could be nice there too.

-“I fucking LOVE the smell of FEAR!”

-“Fuck you, Puss in Boots!”

-“YOU’RE a fucking MONSTER!”

-“I thought for a second I’d come out naked, but my clothes grew too! Fuck yeah!”

-Perrito saying fuck at any given moment

…Mama Luna (“Luna” being Spanish for “Moon”) is thusly named because her home represents the sun setting on the legend of Puss in Boots.

I love you ugly villains impossible to sexualize

I love you villains who don't give a fuck about anyone else

I love you villains who has a good childhood

I love you villains who are capitalist

I love you lil jack horner

I love problematic horrific villains who disregard others for the sake of money, because they are the most true to life of all villains

Sorry I havent posted in a few weeks yall, i have been busy moving ;-;

Last Wish 🔥

Like, they steal from a rich noble and are swimming in money, but they also come across some people who need money for food or rent and despite Goldie wanting to ignore it and go home, Mama bear gives her the look and Goldie just grumbles as they give away their winnings for the 10th time that day. But all of them still feel accomplished and satisfied