#phistin

Let see..a war criminal fell in love with purple-esque god character who's connected to the void and the two raise a child together—

CHAT THEY'RE HERE, AND THEY'RE DRESSED AS LEWIS AND MARNIE FROM STARDEW VALLEY

When Philza was young, he nearly died three times.

Status: 1/1 chapters, updated 6 July, 1,967 words

Fandom: Dream SMP

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Kristin Rosales Watson | MissTrixtin, Phil Watson | Philza

Relationships: Kristin Rosales Watson | MissTrixtin/Phil Watson | Philza

Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Prequel, Non-Consensual Body Modification, Dark fic, ish, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Unhappy Ending, What if you fell in love with the void and the void thought you were cute and that turned out to be bad for you would that be fucked up or what, Power Imbalance, There's also an age gap but that really seems like the least of the concerns here, Unrequited Love, I feel like if you don't like that you won't be into this fic, But it's not unrequited as much as both sides being incapable of really requiting properly because they can't understand each other, This also isn't Dark Kristin as much as it's Kristin The Death God Are You Really Sure You Want Death To Pay Attention To You, I'm rambling forgive me, I just came off of battleship and I fully forgot that betaing is a thing that can happen, Angst, Hurt No Comfort, Cosmic Horror?, Technically there's consent to the bodily modification but I wouldn't call it "informed"

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Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Fandom: Dream SMP

Relationship: Kristin Rosales Watson | MissTrixtin/Phil Watson | Philza

Tags: Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, SubTop Phil Watson | Philza, Femdom, Praise Kink, Orgasm Control, Sex Pollen, Dom Kristin Rosales Watson | MissTrixtin, no beta we die, Phil Watson | Philza is So Whipped, the most consentual sex pollen possible that guy doses himself on purpose

Summary: Kristin trailed a hand down his arm and then stepped away, smiling. “Well, you probably have the rest of your patrol to get back to, hero.”

“Actually I uh, just finished,” her hero said. He reached up and unclipped his mask, pulling the rebreather away from his face. “If you wanted to-- hang out.” He looked at her, cheeks pink already.

And they were going to flush more, breathing in the pollen she brought with her when she used her power. If she concentrated she could switch it to an intoxicant that made someone highly susceptible to suggestion or a toxin that caused cardiovascular slowing to the point of unconsciousness, but when she wasn’t paying attention, it just made people too aroused to function. Which her hero was well aware of, she knew. The officially issued masks when she came onto the scene had not been subtle.

Philza has a near death experience and then finds himself trying to get even nearer.

(written for the MCYT Recursive Exchange 2025)

He was flat on his back, in a pool of formless liquid, neither warm nor cold, just... there. When he ran a hand over his clothes, they came back dry, the liquid beading off him like sand sloughing off smooth stone. And there was a shape, a silhouette, familiar and strange and beautiful, hovering above him, in front of him, her enigmatic and cheerfully manic grin still on her face. “Didn’t expect to see you here again so soon!” She chirped, tilting her hat a bit farther back on her head. With the edge of her veil now draping backwards, he could see her more fully— a round face, a dimpled chin. And a mischievous look in her eyes, ones that promised the world to whomever she deemed worthy. It clicked, who she was. “You— I— Did I fucking die again? ” She started wheezing with laughter, her head flung back as she practically cackled at his incredulity. “Yeah!” she managed to choke out between giggles, holding her stomach. “You— you tripped on a shoelace and fell into lava! It was so funny! ”

phistin college au. But its yuri, meet cute and magic. This really has no need to be together for a mc streamer but dammit what's the point of a fandom if I cant make my own silly aus.