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and for MY NEXT TRICK, watch me turn myself into CUTE and FUN little guys and make EVERYONE believe EVERYTHING I say !
caught starin at the supposed herald of andraste
I see your Huge Chubby 99th Percentile Hollanov Baby, and I raise you this:
Little Preemie Hollanov Baby
(this will be a little vague so you can interpret it as mpreg, surrogacy, or adoption)
Shane and Ilya's baby is born early, unexpectedly and suddenly. They're in the hospital before they can fully accept that today, they become fathers.
She is born, and she is little, not quite 5 pounds (~2.2kg). Everything about her seems even smaller when Shane and Ilya get to hold her. Miniscule fingers and toes. Teeny ears. She is so, so small in their arms.
The doctors informs them that she will need to stay at the hospital longer, and based on her chest movements, her lungs are likely underdeveloped, and she will need to be in the NICU.
At that point, all Shane and Ilya can do it look at their little girl through a pane of glass, sensors taped on all of her extremities, canula pressed into her nose, incubator keeping her warm and protected. Yes, they get the hold her when they visit, but every day they go home with no baby.
Shane doesn't sleep. He's up at all hours trying to make some sort of plan to make this all go away. He's going in circles with research about premature babies, risks, recovery, growth charts, gaining weight, healthy newborn indicators, respiratory distress, NICU infection rates, home newborn medical care, caring for preemie babies, baby-parent bonding stages. All he needs is a plan. A course of action. But the doctors inform him that they need to play care by ear. If Baby responds well, then she will go home, but he can't say for certain when she will be okay to leave the NICU.
Ilya is the opposite. He retreats into himself. He sleeps almost too much. When they go to the hospital, the thought of seeing and holding his daughter nearly gives him a panic attack. He will only make it worse, do something that will hurt her or make her sick. This was probably his fault to begin with. He doesn't know what he would have done, maybe just karma, but Ilya knows he played some role in Baby's less than perfect first days of life. He finds comfort in being able to leave Baby in the NICU because she is safer there than in his arms.
They're both powerless, a feeling neither of them find any solace in.
Then the day comes. Baby is coming home.
They strap her into her car seat, and despite pulling the straps as tight as they will go, they still seem loose. Everyone is packed into the Land Rover, Shane driving and Ilya in the back with Baby. Shane drives like a grandma, and every little bump or brake, he's looking in the rearview and asking Ilya is Baby is okay.
"Yes Shane, she is okay."
"I didn't see that swell in the pavement. Are you sure?"
"She is asleep. She has been asleep entire drive."
When they arrive home, Anya is losing her mind because Dads are home! They were gone! So long! Time to play! What are you holding? What are you holding? What are you holding? What are you holding?
Ilya holds Anya as still as he can manage as Shane gingerly sets the car seat carrier on the floor. Anya is whining and stomping her feet, desperate to investigate this strange creature. Ilya continues to hold her as he slowly guides her to Baby.
And Anya is all sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff "No kisses, Anya" sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff "Gentle!" sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff
Moving her from the car seat to the bouncer is like defusing a bomb. There's a lot of "support her head! Her neck!" and "is everything out of the way?" and "slow... Slow... Is she okay?" When they finally get her safety in there, Shane and Ilya kinda just stare at her. Baby is asleep, moving occasionally. Maybe this will be okay.
Yuna and David come over of course and are so delighted with the tiny bundle of joy. They're talking about bottles and diaper sizes and kid proofing the house. Unfortunately, the majority of the baby clothes Shane and Ilya got, include Shane's handmedowns are too big for baby currently, but she'll grow! Speaking of growing, did you set up your next pediatrics appointment? Did the doctor say anything about a weight gain schedule? What about vaccines? Have you looked into preschools? The good ones have ling wait lists.
Their whirlwind conversation is interrupted when Baby starts to cry, then it's all hands on deck to check on her, prepare bottle, feed her, no not like that tip the bottle more, support her head! Okay now burps why won't she burp? Do we need to call the hospital? Does she need her diaper changed? Where are the smallest diapers? How do you swaddle? She's escaped again!!
Shane and Ilya eventually post a baby announcement picture of one of them holding Baby, and the fan base goes crazy because she looks extra EXTRA small tucked into their muscular arms.
And before there's a bunch of "link pls 🩷" "omg someone write this!" "I need a fic!" I'M WORKING ON IT OKAY! Fanfics are a labor of love geeeez
IT'S THE DAYYY! @isat-secretsanta-2024 gift for @cleoisabell!
As for the bonuses!
Full sticker pack of suffering Siffrins from moments in main quest and side quests throughout the game!
SS Discord got the transparent versions too, but I'm too tired to but my @ everywhere
And second bonus and third part is a fic! For the main art!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Anyway, merry Christmas!!! On this fine day I give you Siffrin suffering :)

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Scribbled the rest of the gang, trying to familiarise myself with 'em somewhat. Funnily enough, it started with Sam, and then quite literally spiralled out of control. Happy update day, guys, EEHEE HEE, EEHEE HEE!!!!!!
i wish you would write a fic where...
butch!agatha accidentally makes reader squirt for the first time and reader really shy and embarrassed about it, only to find that butch!agatha is into it and thinks it's hot
thank you :3
Hey, Anon! I've been letting this brew in my ask and you know what, today is the day to let it see the light. You're very welcome and enjoy!💙🍩
Pairings: Detective Agnes O'Connor x Reader
Word count: 2.2k
Rating: Mature/Explicit
Warnings: Swearing, sexting, packing, groping, vaginal fingering, cunnilingus, squirting, pet names
Music inspo: Fight For All The Wrong Reasons - Nickelback, Animals - Nickelback, Next Contestant - Nickelback, Someone That You're With - Nickelback, Just For - Nickelback
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*Don't like the warnings? Don't read! 😊
Orange, Baby!
Rise Ramblings #316
When I think about Mikey, this scene always comes to mind.
As soon as they step foot in the library to save Mayhem, Angelo instantly disqualifies himself…hilariously.
On first watch, I found it interesting that he made this decision with no hesitation, especially given the stakes.
At the time I just resigned to him being a silly silly boy, but now I know better.
Yet, before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s explore who Mikey is.
Michelangelo Hamato is the youngest turtle in the family, and it shows.
Consequently, he seems to possess a certain “youngest brother privilege" that his other brothers just can’t help but reinforce. This is the role that Mikey was born into. Therefore, he doesn’t have to push himself to be the smartest, or cleverest, or strongest turtle.
Instead, he decides to be the artist of the family. He’s a creative! He expresses himself everywhere, from stickers on his own shell, to tagging the lair, as well as on paper. The world is his canvas!
Michelangelo also expresses himself in virtually everything he does, so it’s easy to understand why he’s the most open, honest, caring, and emotionally expressive turtle of the bunch. To some it could be seen as a weakness, yet Mikey uses his emotional intelligence as a pillar of strength, of which he utilizes to uphold his brothers when they need support the most.
In the show, Michelangelo often takes on certain personas; Doctor Feelings and Doctor Delicate Touch. (For some reason, they are all doctors, but that’s beside the point.)
At first glance, the personas could be seen as silly bouts of make-believe. But I think that placing these roles upon himself for his brothers' sake is Michelangelo’s way of helping them cope with the world by offering them what they each individually lack.
For instance, Raph, Leo, and Donnie have trouble voicing their discomforts when someone does something they don’t like.
In other words, they have trouble putting their foot down.
But here is Mikey to the rescue!
Dr. Delicate Touch has no such hang-ups.
Similarly, when Donatello runs into trouble, as he is unable to recognize his own emotions, it’s up to Doctor Feelings to help his desperate client in need.
Through taking on these roles, Mikey is able to support his brothers and fill the emotional gaps in his teammates, which, inevitably makes them all stronger.
How is Mikey able to do this and how does he have the strength to take on these roles?
You could think that it’s just in his character, meaning, it’s just how he is. I don’t think so, though. He’s a free thinker, and a creative, but there’s something about these roles that is specifically catered to the needs of his family.
Then I realized, the only reason that Mikey is able to help his brothers in this way is because they first helped him.
Let me explain.
All four of the boys grew up in the same household. Although Splinter tried his very best (there is no Splinter hate here), a single depressed parent doth not a stable child make. Raphael struggled with the burden of his responsibilities as an ad hoc leader (see Being Big Red), Leo struggled with expressing his natural talents as a middle child (see Being Baby Blue), all while Donnie struggled with carving out his place on the team and his feelings of uselessness (see Being Purple Part One and Part Two).
Well, what does Mikey struggle with?
In my humble opinion, nothing.
The struggles of his brothers all related to each turtle coming to terms with themselves and coming to terms with their place on the team.
Yet, due to the love and support of his brothers and father, Michelangelo never had to ask himself if he belonged, struggle with his role on the team, or make huge life-changing decisions that could affect everyone.
Michelangelo is free to just be Michelangelo.
And as a free spirit who is completely in tune with his own emotions, he is able to do things like this:
and this,
and this.
Let’s get back to the scene in the library.
Angelo sees the high stakes of his friend’s pet disappearing forever if they fail but makes the decision to disqualify himself anyway. Why? Because he knows that no matter what he does, it will all be ok.
He has complete faith in his brothers and their ability to solve the problem at hand, so he might as well have some fun.
This not the first time he’s come to this conclusion.
Through out this entire scene, Michelangelo plays in the background.
It’s scenes like this that makes me believe that Mikey’s faith in his family knows no bounds.
Altogether, his brothers and his father were everything he needed to become who he is. Reciprocally, he is free to be everything that they need him to be and more. Over…
and over,
and over again
he trusts them completely.
And through this unwavering trust in his family, he is able to trust himself and his instincts. He knows that with everything they’ve poured into him, he can save them from, well, everything. Over…
and over…
and over again.
Hence, due to all of this evidence, I believe that through the collective love of his family, Michelangelo became the best version of the Hamato spirit, and thus, the best Mystic Warrior of all time.
All because, he’s Orange, baby!
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