#phelone

part 1!!!

from perchance.com

Trevor: Are you busy?

Phoebe: Yes.

Trevor: Cool, listen to this...

Callie: Is that a gun?!

Phoebe: It's not what it looks like!

Callie: It looks like a gun!

Phoebe: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.

Callie: ...ANYMORE?!

Phoebe, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

*The Squad is playing Chess*

Melody: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*

Phoebe: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*

Callie: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*

Podcast: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*

Gary: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.

Trevor: They named a board game after cheese?

Phoebe: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

Phoebe: Thanks for not telling Gary what happened.

Melody, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

Phoebe: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Podcast ate an entire tube of lipstick.

Podcast, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!

Phoebe: I know one person who finds me funny!

Trevor: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!

Phoebe: Okay then I'm out.

Phoebe: What happened to Melody?

Callie: They died.

Phoebe: They what?

Callie: They died, but they’re okay.

Phoebe: …Can you please clarify?

Melody: Clarification is for the weak.

Callie: Trevor...

Trevor: Oh no, 'Trevor' in B flat.