#phantom x

i have said i was going to post stuff different than persona but uhhhhh whatever

I started the new Persona X game and im hit with THIS

I've cropped the image there, to save your eyes, as yes, it's an X-rated porn "version" of Phantom.

I can't give you the cast list or production info on this one, as googling it gives me links to a lot of sites I don't want to explore. I think it comes from the early 90s, maybe from the Netherlands? The copy I saw on VHS years ago was partly in Dutch with English subtitles, but that may've been the only copy available at the time. A couple of friends and I watched it together for the lols. It's cheaply made and, not surprisingly, ridiculous. Ron Jeremy is in one scene. The Masquerade sequence is set in a disco with a mirrored ball. It is truly terrible, and varies between being painful to watch and being hilarious. It is really, really not at all sexy, and you're much better off sticking with your own imagination, fic, or fan art if you want Erik erotica!

Spoilers tho, because the best bit was at the end. During the general rescue bit, the "Phantom" gets killed, and the women kneel down over him and remove his mask, giving us the face reveal - but, shocker, it turns out he's not disfigured at all. "He's handsome!" they declare, mournfully - "and we killed him!"

LOLing forever. Plus there you go, a Phantom porn did a non-disfigured Phantom back before Argento did it, and they didn't even have to resort to rat sex.