#peter johnson

Called him by the wrong name

Pretended to be his father while this kid is in absolutely emotional instability after losing his loving mother and in a turmoil over kicking his absentee dad's ass

Wrong name. Again.

Tried to dupe him into breaking the laws set by Zeus because demigods can exploit the loopholes of the gameboard that gods can't

(Still pretending to be his dad btw)

(Still wrong name)

Insisted he take on the quest

Said 'who's Sally Jackson?' 🤷🏻‍♂️ (the absolute slander I swear)

Pretended he's chill and relaxed and laid back

The glint in his eyes when he 'advises' Grover to get over his theories about Sally's assumed death

He's a god. An Olympian. Even trapped by Zeus' laws, even laid back and sipping diet coke. He's a god and barely any better than any of the others.

The fucking switch in his attitude when he gets the glint in his eyes that reminds you he's the fucking God of Madness

Calls Chiron a spoilsport

I saw this TikTok and couldn’t resist drawing it it’s so funny to me lmfao (I did change Will to Nico cause Will is canonically bi I’m pretty sure)

Plz enjoy my dumbass work of art

Circes island 😋