#personal hygiene

10 notes: get off tumblr and do my homework

50 notes: brush my teeth every day (I try ok)

100 notes: practise guitar three times a week

200 notes: try and manage my time better so I have free time to do my hobbies and stuff

500 notes: deal with the mess on my bedside table

1,000 notes: look for a paid job (I quite like volunteering though, and like I want to stay there for a while, so yk)

2,000 notes: finish reading a book

5,000 notes: not do sh for three months (yeah no lol)

If you feel like you smell more of sweat/smell worse than usual after switching deodorant or someone used your roll on deodorant it’s probably because your bacteria is out of wack.

The fix is to not use deodorant for a week. You can shower and wash yourself as much as you want but you can’t use deodorant. It helps get your bacteria back to normal.

“if you don’t use a bidet, you’re a filthy poopy disgusting loser!”

soooo… do you not wash your ass in the shower every night? do you not wipe after you use the toilet when no bidet is around? do you pull your pants up onto your poopy butthole? that’s how you sound

“if you let your cat on the kitchen bench, i will NEVER eat at your house!”

do you not regularly wipe your kitchen bench down? do you let crumbs and germs marinate on the surface? do you not wash your dishes? because you can EASILY clean cat hair off the kitchen bench

“if you don’t clean your hair EVERY DAY you’re an oily gross fuckwad and shouldnt go out in public!”

i would HATE to see how damaged your hair is… it is NOT NORMAL to wash your hair every single day, unless you are prone to EXTREMELY oily hair. i can guarantee you, your hair is dryer than hay and all the natural, PROTECTIVE oils that are supposed to be there are fucking long gone

“if you only shower ONCE A DAY, you’re basically a fucking pig and need to crawl back into the hole you came from!”

same as above. do you understand that your skin is SUPPOSED to have some oils? i can literally see the skin flaking off your face because you have stripped your body of the protective things that WERE on your body. unless you’ve been working out or got dirty or sweaty, you don’t need to wash more than once a day. i HATE to think what you’re doing that requires you to shower more than once a day EVERY DAY

moral of the story:

everyone’s body is different. everyone’s washing habits and needs are different. stop fucking bullying other people because they are different from you.

Man, what happenstance. I literally just got a package of body wash towel things for my mom. The Stryker Sage Essential Bath Washcloths. They're like wet wipes for the whole body and they contain some cleansers. I would assume it's something like micellar water where it is cleansers in it that you don't need to rinse off. Letting you know in case that's something you wanna try. But if just a towel is working for you, that's great. Actually, you might just be able to use micellar water and a towel too.

There are also things called no rinse shampoos. The one I was looking at was the clean life no rinse shampoo. Apparently they work by bringing dirt and oil to the surface of the lather and then you can towel it right off. I've never used them on myself or anyone, so I don't know how well they work. But it can be something to look into.

And I don't know what specifically is most exhausting for you, but if you don't already have one and want to do the shower thing every once in a while, I highly recommend getting a bath chair. There are ones with no arms and ones with arms, depending what works best for you. But my mom uses one and it majorly helps with fatigue so she can comfortably take her time to shower.