#permin

The entire VR46 academy is here, for the purpose of supporting Bez. Bez is blissfully unaware. He just thinks it’s awesome they are all being so supportive and encouraging future riders to feel comfortable in their sexualities.

(Bez is absolutely in complete denial about his queerness. He is the only one. Valentino has given them many stern talks about letting Marco figure himself out. Unfortunately, Bez is the type of person who needs to be hit over the head with the metaphorical brick to put 2 and 2 together.)

Bez quickly gets distracted by the motorcycle lesbians who see his mullet and politely they/them him. He is confused but assumes it’s a translation error.

Gemma, Gabi, Marc, and Alex show up in immaculate full face make up with rainbow eyeshadow. They are stunning. There is body glitter. Marc has the sharpest eye liner of all time. Valentino walks into a pole.

Luca attends with his whole family. To support Bez, of course but mostly to show his daughter that there are better queer role models than her idiot uncles.

Pedro immediately gets adopted by the largest meanest pitbull looking butch lesbian. She’s very nice. Her and Dani strike up a friendship.

Fabio Q. has his tits out.

Jorge Lorenzo spends the whole day holding Dani’s hand. In public. He’s about to vibrate out of his skin.

Jorge Martin and Fermin Aldegeur start drinking at 11:30 and get progressively more naked as the day goes on.

Fermin is also totally not staring at Pedro. At all.

And they