#penpals

i’m gonna use this to compile all the polywaves lore i hope you don’t mind oomfie❤️ and this is mostly gonna be from memory coz it’s early and i don’t feel like checking everything okok 

SO it all started when mutual louie on twitter made a joke tweet about chapter five mikes here it is

and then mutual sammy made the very Iconic fanart of said Character

and then after this dropped everyone went crazy . plueypins came first he was a collective effort of tommie (@/catdevice), pippins #37(@/ODDCONTROLLER), me and louie???? i think maybe he just has custody i don’t remember. but tommie and pippins #37 were talking about him and pippins #37 drew him

and then i saw this and thought well they need a main performance right? so i made this

THE very first main performance and this is when plueypins got The Feet also airwaves doesn’t have a hat whatever i didn’t use any references but after this i think it was louie that gave main performance the legs i think? this was the one 

and thus all of them were born and out in the world and then people started seeing it and making art and it was awesome and so funny❤️ and the whole joke was that they’re cishet men who go by their switch 2 names and blah blah whatever 

some highlights arrreeeee plueypins being called plueypins to differentiate him from the real pluey, main performance cannibalism, plueypins got girltwinkified, airwaves abuses main performance, there’s a version of airwaves called catswing who’s a trans woman that i thinkkkk sammy made? don’t quote me on that and someone drew airwaves with a sick ass sword thing lemme find it 

this is freaking awesome and aura. and i think the same person made a lineup of all the fake character that includes tv man sam, unmm the spamton one, romb and the friends daniel and good boy

Issues 1 and 2 of my zine have been made available to the public, and Issue 3 just went out to subscribers over the weekend (it will be posted publicly on April 13th when Issue 4 goes to print). The subscription window is open all month; any letters I receive postmarked before April 1st will be added to March's mailing list.

Preview article from Issue 3:

This is a social experiment. I've already become penpals with a half-dozen of my subscribers, and I want to see if we can get an offline network going (or at least off-social-media). I'm sick of tech companies and conservatives telling us what we can and can't do when and where, so fuck em, we're taking our ball and going home because the internet just isn't fun anymore (I'm being hyperbolic, I doubt any of us will truly unplug for good, but this is a nice first step towards developing better screentime management skills and seeking social interactions without being inundated by a timeline/feed/dash of endless algorithmic drivel)

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