#peachcrisp

Tessai!! my wife!! hell yeah!!

favorite thing about them

oh gosh i’m gonna gush here… i think maybe my favorite favorite thing about him is his big love for his friends and family and his willingness to sacrifice so much of himself for them. even though he’s barely in the story, when he is there we see him helping others just because he wants to. he even breaks the law for kisuke and the visoreds, knowing full well the potential consequences of imprisonment or perhaps even death. tessai’s self-sacrifice, loyalty, humbleness, etc. is amazing and i love that about him.

least favorite thing about them

kubo has this Really Weird Thing that he thinks is funny (but it’s not at all) about tessai doling out physical punishment to jinta and jinta being afraid of what tessai will do to him when he misbehaves. in this day and age, looking back on it, it’s pretty uncomfortable?? doing away with that crap but keeping tessai as a strict but well-meaning parent in other ways is much better.

favorite line

[To Shuuhei, in CFYOW] “Grief, pain, despair, fear.. Instead of shaking all that off, turning them into strength… that is the role of those who have walked alongside fear. Death is one of the root causes of fear. As a Shinigami, it is your duty to protect others from this very cause of fear.”

brOTP

kisuke, yoruichi, all the visoreds, isshin. i’m guessing that at some point he also knew characters like kukaku. i also think tessai having a friendship with the teens would be very sweet.

OTP

kisuke/tessai! probably my OTP of all bleach OTPs. but i really like kisuke/tessai/yoruichi too.

nOTP

i honest-to-god have not seen tessai shipped with any other person besides kisuke, but that’s good because then i don’t have to list nOTPs.

random headcanon

tessai is actually considered attractive by a lot of adults who wander into the shop, humans and shinigami alike. middle aged men and women in particular think he’s dreamy, what with his muscles and hardworking nature and gentlemanliness and all. however, tessai is hilariously oblivious to any sort of attraction people have for him. customers will attempt to flirt and tessai won’t get it or will mostly keep to himself, and kisuke and yoruichi will tease him about it afterwards.

unpopular opinion

he’s NOT a butler/nanny and should never ever be treated as such. he’s a co-owner of the urahara shop. he and kisuke are fathers and take care of the kids together, tessai isn’t the only one able to do that. tessai is completely equal to kisuke. if you don’t want to admit they’re married gay men, at the very least they’re childhood friends who run a business and raise kids together. there’s no reason at all for kisuke to be treating tessai as a stooge and they should never be characterized that way by anybody no matter what canon says, especially because tessai is a darker-skinned man so it’d be kinda yikes to have him in that sort of role.

song i associate with them

The Planets, Op. 32, H. 125: VI. Uranus, the Magician - Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, Composed by Gustav Holst

favorite picture of them

(Lol I actually have an incomplete chill/lo-fi Urahara Shop playlist that is much longer, but these are some of the songs on it!)

T H E   S H O P   L I F E   -   T H E   U R A H A R A   S H O P .

the urahara shop from morning - night. (short vers.)

Weekend Mornings - DOMINANT

seeing your name makes me happy - burbank

business casual - gfbeats

let’s walk across this forest, i can feel that everything is real again - in love with a ghost

animal crossing groove - Plasma

Payday - Tokyo Megaplex

Good Evening - Cabu

Driving Backwards With You - The Slip

Midnight In Asakusa - Harren

on the train somewhere between my apartment and you - city girl

momo/rangiku

ah fuck i didnt see this

1. grimmjow obviously. that man exudes froth

2. zangetsu (hollow edition) hes just feral

3. Ichigo but Only bc of zangetsu. its okay he gets better

4. i think baby nel has something. shed probably bite someone tbh