#pbqitn

Night King: I can't believe Arya Stark killed me with the catspaw dagger!

Littlefinger: *pours two glasses of Amber Gold* Only legends can kill legends with the daggers that belonged to legends

Night King: *reaches for a glass*

Littlefinger's ghosty voice whispering hoarsely, with an inconsistent accent, in his ear: looks you just got

For Petyr Baelish Week

-Being sick from eating too many mud pies #stayclassy

-Sticking his tongue in Cat and Lysa’s mouths during kissing games. 

-That time he got a weirdass scalp massage from a hermit on his dad’s lands #relatable

-Building a castle out of bricks with Edmure a hidden snow castle parallel?? 

-The continuous roasting of Ned that goes on in all their scenes in AGoT. Just all of it. 

-Schmoozing with Chataya, smooth af

-Who hasn't hidden their crush in a brothel??

-”always loved his silver” Did you mean: always this stylish? Can’t handle.

-”Yah Tanda’s trying to hook me up with Lollys but tbh I’m only dating Lollys for the food. I’d rather marry the food.”

-”Life is not a song, sweetling.”  Iconique. 

-”You wear your honour like a suit of armour, Stark. You think it keeps you safe, but all it does is slow you down and make you hard to move.” #savage

-”marry all your kids to Cersei’s kids. Leave no kids unmarried.”

-”Joffrey’s chasing hares with a crossbow. The hares are winning.”

-How he basically gtfo of King’s Landing JUST BEFORE shit hit the fan at Blackwater. A* for timing. 

-Persuaded Olenna- OLENNA- and Mace to send Loras into the Kingsguard and to have Joffrey murdered before Loras would go AWOL, just through relative soundtrack choice (and gossipy servants). I need him to DJ my life

-That time Cersei gave him the kind of smile only Jaime gets. 

-”Yes, Lord Tywin, I will woo and marry Lysa. I will shag my way to peace.”

-”I know you wanted to marry Willas Sansa but he’s a boring good-two-shoes marry me instead I’m neither”

-Smallfolk banter. “Anyone run off with my sheep pellets? Gooooood”

-”Don’t worry, my home is even drearier than it looks”

-Was Sansa’s tour guide on the Fingers

-SNOOOOOOOOW CAAAAAAASTLE “ “We will need to imagine the glass, to be sure” “There you are, then. Gargoyles are hard, white blobs should be easy” “Pack the snow around a stick, Sansa” 

-”I used to dream about Winterfell and it was always dark and cold” ...ouch

-*murders wife* @ Sansa “u ok hun? Sweet now let’s frame this asshole for murder” #Family Bonding Time

-Showverse: “Take Charge of Your Life” monologue, in which LF basically invented the modern self-help book.

-That time Robin threw his porridge at him and he ducked and it hit Maester Colemon

-”Yeah Nestor Lysa called you her rock and technically I’m not even lying”

-Nose kisses

-A sensible interesting marriage plan for Sansa wow look D&D it is feasible