#pb's random posts

If you haven’t already read my new story already you can read it here.

Wanda:* sighs at constantly seeing Nat carry around her pig stuffie*

Nat: *sits at table and proceeds to “feed” mr.pig*

Wanda: *conjures up her own pig stuffie and puts a pirate hat and one for the pig*

Y/n: you conjured up your own pig without consulting me first? What about my pig needs?

Wanda: let me guess you tried to get rid of mr.pig

Y/n: she was neglecting me for that pig?!

Wanda: well, that’s your problem now partner *tips her pirate hat*

!Disclaimer: This picture does not belong to me it belongs to @adi06lena! Again it belongs to @adi06lena not me. Plz for the love of god DO NOT send my sis hate!

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Tony: there's been a security breach. Run away dildo in the laundry room

Nat: wtf??

Kate: who's is it?

Yelena: not mine Wanda: I thought that's what I saw when I walked past🤣🤣 Pepper: that's gross asf yall need a room. that's what bedrooms are for Nat: lol *lowkey snickering on whoever left the dildo in the laundry room* Kate: I had to take a double take on it lol Steve: Someone please take their sex toy. some of us have had enough of seeing it Tony: so you admit you enjoy seeing it Steve: that's not what I said Tony: guys cap says it's his Y/n: we go away for a few days and you have a sex party I wasn't invited to??? Nat: *sitting next to y/n and hits her in the back of the head* Y/n: ow! jeez no need to be that possessive Y/n:...besides you did stick on there after you fucked me before I left😏 Tony and pepper: 👁👄👁 Steve: Language! Also Steve: done with life Yelena: *silently eating while watching the aftermath unfold on the couch*