past lavi really gave allen the literal 'may you live in interesting times' curse huh

we’re not allowed to see naga probably bc he looks like his dead uncle, and allen old, so he might have a heart attack if he sees past lavi again. bet he hate lookin in the mirror even more now

i think allen has kissed the back of past lavi’s neck, send post

Hoshino can’t have our Lavi making eyes at Allen anymore cuz Allen most definitely fucked his uncle. She shot that “Allen is Past Laven’s baby” gag theory straight in the tit. That’s Allen the soldier who still needs to recover the rest of his memories, but one thing he DO know is that he fucked Bookman senior’s son for like eighteen years before getting deaged and possessed by his dead lover’s ghost. This is also why Bookman senior dead, cuz he absolutely woulda clocked Allen in the face for that. How the fuck you visit your in-laws wearing your dead husband’s face and hair? Flagrant! All the more reason why Allen needs an exorcism, a dye job, and a drink.

past lavi really thought he was all about nea d campbell, abandoning his home, his father, and his duties so he could act as a vessel for the parasite that could change the course of the war ……….. only to end up loving some weirdo soldier nea found in a ditch, who he then gave his soul to. unbelievable rizz. if bookman senior was still alive, he might have shot allen in the face for pulling his son AND being unable to let his soul pass on 😂