#partys

Arrives 20 minutes late blasting the most gay music you’ve ever heard with gifts

Only arrived on time because they didn’t eat anything and just took their meds

Off who tf knows where doing SOMETHING and misses half the party

Woke up way to early so that they arrived on time and dissociating like crazy

Screeching in unison with someone else and hurting everyones ears

Smacking people with a foam sword and running around in circles

Barely visible in the distance eating their cake and staring at birds

Tried to pick the birthday person up but tripped and got them both hurt

Covered in glitter glue and smacking someone with a stick they colored green

Keeps getting smacked by people with foam swords and sticks while being chased

Stays until after the party’s ended and buys muffins with the birthday person

Writing UwU and OwO on their hands with markers to torment people