#parrleyn

gossiping matchmaking! (jane and catalina):

babysitting (anne)/ being babysat (katherine):

you got games on your phone? (anna and catherine):

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Jane, to Anna: Yeah you could be a wrestler... against a hamster, maybe.

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Jane: *flips over Anne's water bottle*

Anne: what the flip!

Jane: Literally!

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Kat: Yeah, Anne! Stop distracting Anne!

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Anne, coughing during class:

Cathy: Anne, quit dying and do your work.

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Anne: I think I have dyslexia but like with talking.

Cathy: No, that's just autism.

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(Cathy teaching Kat how to play Defusal on Roblox)

Cathy: How much time do we have left?

Kat: Not enough.

[EXPLOSION]

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Anne: Purity.

Lina: That's not a verb, Anne.

Anne: Yes it is. It's a noun.

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Kat: Whats you guys's favorite letter?

Anne: 7!

Kat: I said letter not color, stupid.

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Cathy: I like the number P!

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Cathy: Beer tastes awful.

Anne: No it doesn't!

Cathy: Shut up, you watch fox news!

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Anne, whisper-yelling: I just killed somebody!!!

Lina: WHAT!? how???

Anne: It wasn't my fault-

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Anna, joking: Meet me at the flagpole at 3pm!

Kat, also joking: Nooo thats my bedtime!!!

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Anne: When does the school leave?

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(the group playing hangman)

Anne and Cathys sentence: Katherine's lesbian women shed

Kat and Cathys sentence, later: Whole liquid twink breasts

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Jane: Don't eat people, that's not nice.

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Kat: Anne is crazy about 8 ball

Lina: I think Anne is crazy in general.

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Cathy, seeing Anne sitting on the floor: Why is the thing on the floor?

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Anne: Dude, my dad was like "oooooh do you have a crush on him?" because I was talking about some guy on the lacrosse team that I thought was cool.

Cathy: Ah yes, Anne, famous for liking men!

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cathy: babe calm yourself OKAY LINA CALM YOURSELVES

lina: get it together, anne! IM GONNA STAB YOU FIRST. >:)

jane: hey, hey- (accidentally gets hit) THATS IT YOU'VE DECLARED WAR-

kitty: (screams despite not even doing anything)

Sorry for being so late to this @ink-does-stupid-stuff

Araleyn: “FUCK YOU!” “Come do it then ;)”

Aramour: Wait, you two AREN’T MARRIED!?

Aragon x Cleves (What’s their ship name??): The wine aunts are getting a little too drunk together…

Anne^2: FUCK!! THE FUCKERS ARE FUCKING!!

Parrmour: “GO TO SLEEP!” “Not unless you’re next to me…” “what” “what”

Clevemour: GET 👏 YOURSELVES 👏 TOGETHER 👏 (in both ways)

Katanna: Typical femme butch powercouple (JUST USE THEIR LAST NAMES-)

Parr x Cleves (Ship Name.exe not found): Gay mess x LESBIAN TOP™️

Parrward: Sex, trauma, and nerds

Parrl(e)yn: Impossible, indescribable woman loves to tease a woman who has to make everything make sense. Chaos ensues

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Catalina : I’m gonna kill you.

Anne: Get in line!

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Cathy: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.


Kat: Cathy, NO!

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Cathy: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.


Catalina : Are you okay.

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Jane: Why are we friends?

Anne: Poor decisions on your part.

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Cathy: Tell me a little about yourself.


Kat: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

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Kat: Can you keep a secret?


Catalina: Do you know anything about my life?


Kat: No, I don't. Good point.

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Anne: Can you keep a secret?


Kat: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.

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Anna: Can we talk? One 10 to another?


Kat: I’m an 11, but continue.

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Catalina: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...


Anne: I just wanna fucking marry Cathy!!

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Jane: Anne isn't talking to me.


Catalina: Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Catalina: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?


Cathy: The afterlife, I guess.

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Cathy: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.


Anne: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Cathy: I want a bf.


Anne: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here.

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Jane: Ew. What kind of tea is this?


Anne: I boiled gatorade.

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Kat: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?

Aragon, somewhat annoyed: In her room. Writing.

Howard: Oh, so she’s back?

Cleves: Uhh.. she never left?

Howard, disbelieving: She hasn’t shown up in like, five days, and you’re saying that all this time she was just in her room working?

Cleves, shrugging: Workaholics, go figure.

Howard: I’m pretty sure that’s not healthy.

Howard: Like, at all.

Boleyn: Just let her be, Kat. If she wants to work then let her work. It’s her choice and all that shit.

Seymour: No, no, no! Kat’s right, we can’t let Cathy lock herself into a room for a whole week and act like nothing’s wrong!

Aragon: Yeah, someone should definetly go check on her.

Aragon, agressively pointing at Anne: Bo-loser, you’re going. If someone can annoy people out of motivation then that’s you.

Boleyn: What?! I don’t want to!

Cleves: No, Lina’s right. You should go.

Seymour: Yeah, it has to be you, Annie.

Boleyn: Kat? Please?

Howard: As you once wisely said; sorry not sorry, sis.

Boleyn: Ugh, fine! I’ll do it, but you owe me! All of you!

6 hours later

Cleves: Damn, Annie’s surely taking her time, huh?

Aragon: Hm… You’re right. I thought with how enraging she can be Cathy would have given up like, five hours ago

Seymour, uncertainly: Maybe she’s trying a more mature approach?

Seymour: Or maybe Cathy’s just being specially stubborn!

Howard: That’s it, I’m going in.

Howard, kicking the door open: What’s taking so godda-

Cathy is sitting on her desk while writing on a laptop, Anne’s on her lap, belly-to-belly, while reading “Torwards a Gay Communism”.

Aragon:

Parr:

Howard:

Boleyn:

Cleves:

Seymour:

Aragon: How the fu- ?!