#parentingmeme

I pondered this statement and thought, at first, "Awww, she just called me handsome." ⁣ ⁣ And then the rest soaked in. ⁣ ⁣ Eh, she's right, I'm pretty gross. ⁣🤷‍♂️ ⁣ --- ⁣ ⁣ #kids #confessions #family #honestkids #gross #parentingtips #running #parentinghumor #parenting101 #kids #parentinglife #parentingmeme #dadlife (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/BynSnHHgvl0/?igshid=5f8yh6x6mns3

Minivans get a bad rap. ⁣ ⁣ Agreed, they're not the fattest whip to jaunt around town in but when you're a parent who gives a fuck about cool? ⁣ ⁣ Would you rather be cool or stuck in your driveway for hours trying to jam all the kid's crap into a coupe? ⁣ ⁣ I've never owned a minivan, but I understand the purchase. I especially appreciate the purchase after spending half a Saturday trying to jam my mountain bike into the backseat of my car. I had to put all the windows down, both front seats as far up as possible, and turn the steering wheel with my mouth. ⁣ ⁣ While at the bike shop I priced out some racks because I lost a couple of teeth making a right turn. ⁣ ⁣ And if you're refusing to buy a minivan but need one because you're trying with all your might to hang onto the person you were before you had kids, get over yourself. ⁣ ⁣ Let's all be honest, none of us were ever really cool. And if you thought you were, you probably weren't. ⁣ ⁣ Whatever you drive, it's just a car. It's not a reflection of you as a person, as a parent, or a level of success. ⁣ ⁣ Warren Buffett drove a 2006 Cadillac DTS until 2014. His daughter made the billionaire buy the new ride because his old car was "embarrassing." ⁣ ⁣ My answer would have been "sorry, dear, I was on the phone changing some parts of my will. Now, what were you saying about my car again?" ⁣ ⁣ The second car is the "going out" car. It's cleaner. The kids haven't destroyed every stitch of fabric or managed to get footprints on every flat surface of the vehicle.⁣ ⁣ "How the hell did you kids get sneaker prints on the interior roof?! Did you climb into the car through the sunroof?!?!"⁣ ⁣ How can any of us be cool if our kids are continuously causing us to lose it? ⁣ ⁣ —⁣ ⁣ #kids #cool #family #minivan #cars #familycar #parentingtips #parentinghacks #singleparent #parentinghumor #parenting101 #fighting #kids #parentinglife #parentingmeme #dadlife⁣ https://www.instagram.com/p/ByjJM1XA-In/?igshid=pq9x05o7dy51

A little white lie never hurt anyone except movie theaters and amusement parks.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ ---⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ #kids #confessions #family #lies #lying #parentingtips #parentinghacks #singleparent #parentinghumor #parenting101 #kids #parentinglife #parentingmeme #dadlife https://www.instagram.com/p/Bylp9SjAd6P/?igshid=10t12olg0zjmg

“I don't care what the two of you are arguing about just do it somewhere else. ⁣ ⁣ Somewhere far away from me.⁣ ⁣ Preferably Canada.⁣” ⁣ #sorrycanada⁣ ⁣ #parentingtips #parentinghacks #singleparent #parentinghumor #parenting101 #fighting #kids #parentinglife #parentingmeme #dadlife https://www.instagram.com/p/BygnG6jghZX/?igshid=jlqfkpaj88ii

You know it is time to go back to school when …… you hear parents singing, it’s the most wonderful time of the year! 😆 truth be told I miss my boys. 😭 #parentingmeme #funnymom (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTlibPVrrUK/?utm_medium=tumblr

If you are a parent, you will understand this well. If you are a child you can sense the meaning of this. Parenting impacts stay for lifetime #parentingmeme #sarcasticfact #parentingskills #ischs (at ISCHS - Indian School of Counselling And Healing Studies) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDVuChthik5/?igshid=m575436d63m9

This was too funny not to share with you all 🤣🤣🤣 . . 💋💋 . . #ibtribelikes #tribeoflikes #memes #lockdown2020 #parentingmeme #parenting https://www.instagram.com/p/CBv4TC9gsAV/?igshid=qwuwgewvh9oc