#parent trap

Neverborn babies are created by two ghosts mixing their ecto together. (or maybe this is just fanon? idk, it's a crossover anyway🙌)

So I raise y'all:

Jason isn't contaminated by the pits and his ecto isn't nasty because of them. He's just really fucking traumatized and the Pit Rage part of him is literally his fucked up emotional state marinating in his ecto. There's actually no Pit Rage, he's just super fucking emotional and super fucking traumatized and mentally unstable, though he's working on that.

Danny? Poor, Danny "I want to help!" Fenton? Should've taken him to Frostbite but managed to mix his ecto into Jason's to try and cleanse the "contamination" out of it instead. Like an idiot.

Jason? He's... ghost pregnant and weirdly okay with it. He likes kids, there are no actual pregnancy symptoms to fuck up his mood. He's actually much happier now that he has something to look forward to! Frostbite said that taking care of his mental and emotional health will take care of the Pit Rage so that's also covered. Danny is sleeping on his couch. He has his own place but Jason thinks he deserves to sleep on the couch and he can and will enforce it.

Danny? Total and utter panic. He's a dad! Again if Ellie counts! What the fuck he doesn't know anything about kids or normal people things! Will the kid be full ghost because he had unknowing ghost sex with the hot revenant? Or maybe a halfa because they're both at least half alive? Is there a precedent for this?! Clockwork? CLOCKWORK HELP HIM!

Jazz? Sooooooo angry at her stupid fucking little brother. Of all the irresponsible, dumb shit he could've done this wasn't something she ever imagined! He truly outdone himself. All he needed to do was take the revenant to the Far Frozen to be treated! And what did Danny do? HE KNOCKED HIM UP! For someone so smart her little brother truly is fucking stupid!

Ellie? She's very excited! Danny and her might've mutually agreed to be cousins/siblings but that didn't mean he wasn't a better father to her than Vlad. It never was a high bar to clear but still. Baby sibling!

The Fentons? Oblivious. But when they find out? Ancients help them all.

The rest of the batfam? Also oblivious but something just isn't right with Jason. They will find out what. And when they do? Complete and utter chaos. Alfred is mildly disappointed, Bruce shut down because grandbaby and the rest are menaces. Duke is offering his services as superpowered babysitter for the superpowered baby lol

Frostbite? Shaking his head. He knew the Great One was impulsive in his youth, never really having time to truly think through his actions in those early days but he thought Danny grew out of it. Apparently, he didn't. Volunteered to be Jason's primary doctor.

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Fred Weasley x Reader

Chapter seven: Dream of becoming the other daughter

SERIES MASTERLIST

The strange thing was that neither of them turned out to be very good actresses.

At first they tried.

That had been the whole point.

Observe.

Copy.

Survive.

Get time with the other parent…

But pretending to be another person all day turned out to be exhausting and somewhere around day three both of them started making tiny compromises.

Then slightly bigger ones.

Then forgot.

And nobody noticed.

Or maybe everybody noticed and interpreted it wrong.

—

Nora had thought Cora exaggerated about the Burrow.

She thought nobody could actually live like that.

Too many people.

Too much noise.

Too many opinions.

Too many things moving.

Too much magic.

But the first morning she woke up because somebody downstairs was laughing and somebody else shouted that breakfast was burning and she walked down still sleepy and saw Fred standing in the kitchen arguing with George while making pancakes badly and she understood immediately.

Oh. This is what Cora meant.

Nobody was alone here.

Not really.

People entered rooms without knocking.

People stole food.

People leaned on each other.

Nobody asked if you wanted company.

They simply assumed.

And somehow that felt nice.

The problem was.

She forgot she was pretending.

It started small.

She started saying Dad all the time!

At first accidentally.

Then because nobody reacted.

Then because Fred looked up every time and answered immediately.

Then because… well.

Because it felt nice.

Because she had never had a dad.

Because saying it made something strange settle in her chest.

After three days she wasn’t even thinking anymore.

“Dad?”

“Dad!”

“Dad, George is cheating.”

“Dad, where’s the jam?”

Nobody noticed.

At least nobody said anything.

The strange thing was she had been terrified she’d confuse Fred and George.

Cora warned her.

They switched places.

Finished each other’s sentences.

Apparently even Molly confused them.

Nora prepared.

She studied photos.

Little differences.

She expected disaster.

But somehow…

She never confused them.

Not once.

Which felt impossible.

Because Cora apparently did confused them too sometimes

She wrote to Cora immediately.

Why can I tell them apart??

Cora answered:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN TELL THEM APART.

Nora thought about it.

George enters rooms first.

Dad watches first.

—

Fred would leave to do something and she’d follow.

Kitchen.

Garden.

Workshop.

Shop.

He never questioned it.

Just handed her things.

Explained things.

Talked.

And somehow she realized Cora had left out something important.

Fred wasn’t loud all the time.

He was only loud around people.

When it was just the two of them he was strangely quiet.

He listened.

He asked questions.

He remembered things.

One afternoon they were fixing shelves and Fred handed her nails automatically and said: “You’re different.”

Nora froze.

Fred didn’t look up.

He smiled.

“Hogwarts suits you.”

She looked at him.

Then quietly asked “Different bad?”

Fred looked surprised.

Then laughed.

“No.”

He shrugged.

“You seem happier.”

Nora looked away.

—

Meanwhile Cora discovered something horrifying.

She understood Nora.

Not completely.

But enough.

The flat wasn’t sad.

That had been unexpected.

She thought she’d feel trapped.

Instead it felt… soft. Warm.

There was always tea.

There were always blankets.

There was always somebody asking if she was cold.

Her mum did not move through the world the way Fred did.

She moved carefully. Like every action had already been thought through.

Cora found herself watching her constantly.

Not secretly. Just…watching.

She had expected somebody sad.

Instead she got somebody beautiful.

Not in a dramatic way.

Not storybook beautiful.

Just. Beautiful.

Her mum looked beautiful making tea.

Beautiful reading.

Beautiful when she laughed.

Beautiful with hair tied up badly.

Cora started following her.

Kitchen.

Shops.

Sofa.

Nowhere in particular.

She wanted stories.

She wanted details.

She wanted to know everything.

And the biggest disaster happened when her mum asked one morning “Hair?”

Nora apparently always said no. Every time. Well not exactly no, but always a ponytail.

Always arguing.

Always too old for braids.

Cora looked at her.

Looked at the brush.

And immediately sat down.

Her mum blinked.

“…really?”

Cora smiled. “Yes.”

Her mum stared.

Then smiled slowly. Softly.

And started braiding.

Cora almost died.

Nobody had braided her hair in years. She yearned for this side of herself….just a little princess

Her mum’s fingers were gentle.

Slow.

Careful.

And suddenly she understood why Nora kept crying after arguments.

Not because they fought.

Because being loved like this felt unbearable sometimes.

After that she became impossible.

Face masks.

Tea.

Home spa.

Hair.

Painting nails.

Every time her mum offered she said yes.

Immediately.

Nana noticed first.

One afternoon she smiled and said “Hogwarts brought our girl back.”

Her mum smiled too.

Small.

Happy.

And Cora suddenly felt guilty.

Because she wasn’t bringing anyone back.

She was just… being herself.

That night she wrote:

Emergency.

I think I accidentally like being you more

Nora replied immediately:

Emergency.

I think Dad laughs differently when nobody watches and I like it better

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