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Mama! Ace is stuck on the ceiling and won't let daddy touch him. I think he wants you.
"Ace you little monster." She giggled. "Alright honey let's go get him down and you all can have some snacks."
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I was trying to explain memes to my parents the other day and my mom said "Everything is a meme. You could probably make a meme about how I don't understand memes,"
So i granted her wish
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ & ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ & ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ๐ฆโ ๐ซโ๐ฆโ๐ฒโ๐ฎโ๐ฑโ๐พโ ๐ทโ๐ดโ๐ฑโ๐ชโ๐ตโ๐ฑโ๐ฆโ๐พโ ๐ฒโ๐ชโ๐ฒโ๐ชโ
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โMom/Dad, I have a surprise for you!โ โI don't know how that happened...โ โCan you pick me up after school?โ โThat wasn't me!โ โCan we watch a movie together?โ โMom/Dad, I'm too old for this.โ โYou're super embarrassing, I hope you know that.โ โMom/Dad, please don't kiss me in front of my friends...โ โCan I sleep over at my friend's house?โ โI don't want to go to bed!โ โMom/Dad, is it morning yet? Can we get up?โ โYou're a princess now, too, so you have to put the crown on mom/dad.โ โCan I sleep in your bed tonight?โ โThere is a monster under my bed!โ โI don't want to go to school today...โ โMom/Dad, I need a band aid!โ โI don't know how the lipstick got on the walls...โ โYou're SO not cool!โ โI love you, mom/dad.โ
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โGet out of my room!โ โIt wasn't me, it was him/her!โ โDo you wanna play with me?โ โYou're stupid, but you're still my best friend.โ โCan you help me with my homework?โ โMOM/DAD, the baby is chewing on a shoe!โ โStop crying, or mom/dad will hear us!โ โLet's go on an adventure together!โ โAre you sure we're related? It definitely doesn't seem so...โ โPlease don't talk to me at school when I'm with my friends.โ โNo, you can't go outside with me. You're too young.โ โWanna build a blanket fort and watch a movie?โ โWe could do something nice for mom and dad.โ โIf you stick that pea up your nose, I'll give you a dollar.โ โDo you want to sleep in my bed? You look scared.โ โI'm older, so I get to choose.โ โIf you break something, I'm gonna tell mom/dad.โ โMom/dad, he/she is being mean again!โ โNext time they're mean to you, you tell me and I'll beat them up.โ โOh God, don't tell anyone what you saw!โ โHave you stolen that from my room?!โ
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โIt's dangerously quiet, don't you think?โ โWHO COLORED ON THE WALLS?!โ โWould you like to help me cook dinner?โ โHoney, it's your time to get up, the kid is crying.โ โHave you turned on the baby monitor before you left the room?โ โI love them when they're asleep.โ โSchool called and the principal wants to see us.โ โIs 1 too young for fries...?โ โI feel like a second wouldn't be that much more work...โ โI love it when they play with each other and we get to just sit and relax.โ โWe should take the kid/s camping over the weekend.โ โCan you take the kid/s to school on your way to work?โ โWhen they have a surprise for you and you instinctively know that actually means 'I burned down half the house for you to clean up'.โ โThe kid just threw up all over the bed and me. It's gonna be a great night.โ โCan you take them out to play in the garden, so I can take a shower?โ โIf I hear mom/dad one more time, I think I'm gonna scream.โ โ9:30am is the perfect time for wine during a weekend stuck at home with kids.โ โYou go get some rest, I'll take it from here.โ โI think we did a good job with them. They're not complete idiots.โ
The best thing about the "OK Boomer" meme is that I tried to explain it to my mum, that older generations are saying the modern youth are "snowflakes/too sensitive/can't handle real life problems" and we deal with it but when we simply say "OK Boomer" they get really mad. My mum being a perfect example.
