#parent meme

So i granted her wish

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐍

“Mom/Dad, I have a surprise for you!” “I don't know how that happened...” “Can you pick me up after school?” “That wasn't me!” “Can we watch a movie together?” “Mom/Dad, I'm too old for this.” “You're super embarrassing, I hope you know that.” “Mom/Dad, please don't kiss me in front of my friends...” “Can I sleep over at my friend's house?” “I don't want to go to bed!” “Mom/Dad, is it morning yet? Can we get up?” “You're a princess now, too, so you have to put the crown on mom/dad.” “Can I sleep in your bed tonight?” “There is a monster under my bed!” “I don't want to go to school today...” “Mom/Dad, I need a band aid!” “I don't know how the lipstick got on the walls...” “You're SO not cool!” “I love you, mom/dad.”

𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒

“Get out of my room!” “It wasn't me, it was him/her!” “Do you wanna play with me?” “You're stupid, but you're still my best friend.” “Can you help me with my homework?” “MOM/DAD, the baby is chewing on a shoe!” “Stop crying, or mom/dad will hear us!” “Let's go on an adventure together!” “Are you sure we're related? It definitely doesn't seem so...” “Please don't talk to me at school when I'm with my friends.” “No, you can't go outside with me. You're too young.” “Wanna build a blanket fort and watch a movie?” “We could do something nice for mom and dad.” “If you stick that pea up your nose, I'll give you a dollar.” “Do you want to sleep in my bed? You look scared.” “I'm older, so I get to choose.” “If you break something, I'm gonna tell mom/dad.” “Mom/dad, he/she is being mean again!” “Next time they're mean to you, you tell me and I'll beat them up.” “Oh God, don't tell anyone what you saw!” “Have you stolen that from my room?!”

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒