@boneafideguardsman
Bullies came in all shapes and forms, but the general consensus of educational programming was that they were big and ugly. Boy, they certainly didn’t get bigger and uglier than the monstrosities that were menacing the cityfolk. As the defender of all the little nerds, Bo-bobo, who was currently masquerading as Cool Cat, couldn’t let their pranks slide. Flooding a sector with poisonous gas was totally not cool.
Bo-bobo could feel his nosehairs itching to get out, but were constricted by the disguise. Now that the previous threat of the locals was neutralize, he was able to unleash his inner beast. Bo-bobo grabs hold of his Cool Cat costume and completely tears it apart. His nosehairs zip out of his nostrils as he lets out a mighty battle cry.
“Time for this Cool Cat to let out his claws! Bullies beware Bo-bobo’s brutal beatings!”
Bo-bobo plucks one of his nosehairs out of his nostril and begins tying it into a makeshift lasso. He begins twirling it above his head, his eyes trained on the neck of the mighty beast. According to several sources that may or may no exists, no one wrangled ‘em quite like Bo-bobo. With impeccable accuracy and unparalleled might, Bo-bobo threw the nosehair lasso at the Reaper...
...Only for it to unceremoniously fall not too far from him. What did you expect? The Reaper isn’t anywhere close to him.
“Damn, my one weakness! Depth perception!”
Bo-bobo rushed to retrieve the lasso, but skid to a halt when he noticed mechanical beasts begin to crowd toward him. Bo-bobo steeled himself and his nosehairs for an ensuing fight, but the numbers were concerning. He needed a trusted ally...That’s when he noticed a skeleton in fashionable attire walk by.
“You! Skelebro! Help me get the lasso over there!”
