Feb 8
one time when they're in New York, Ilya and Shane join Kip and Scott at the Kingfisher (maybe for some sort of celebration) and everyone is having a good time until Shane leaves to get drinks and gets chatted up at the bar by someone who obviously must either live under a rock or just be very very brave.
Shane, bless his little cotton socks, doesn't even realise he's getting hit on so when the guy leans in closer and says seductively, 'you smell good. Tom Ford?'
Shane just frowns and says, 'no? My name's Shane' and then gratefully accepts Ilya's and his drinks before fleeing the scene
#later that evening#he tells ilya someone tried to guess his name by sniffing him#ilya is very confused thinking it's some weird american thing he never heard of#until he makes shane repeat the interaction to him#starting to grin wider with every word shane says#when shane asks him why ilya just tells him he's cute#and then fucks shane so good he forgets about that interaction#heated rivalry#hollanov#shane hollander#ilya rozanov#hollanov hc#the long game#pandapost
