Basically "He was the best guy around" "what about the people he murdered?" "what murder" type vibes.

(Btw I know this doesn't apply to everyone, so you can just write for whoever you see fit (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧)

Hi! 👋

This was way too fun

Most Reasonable 

Geno (The Smug Bastard)

Was what he did bad? Yes. Did he see any other choice? No.

Is he a mildly manipulative asshole? Yeeeaaah, but he’s nice to you soooo-

Fresh (Completely Comfortable)

I mean, a guy’s got to eat. And he’s still learning things like ‘empathy’.

Never mind that there’s evidence that he occasionally enjoys tormenting others-

Horror (Confused But Amused)

Uhh, if you studiously blank out his (semi-willing) time with Nightmare, most of what he did was for survival

Of course, this means you’re definitely ignoring his sadistic nature but semantics 

Syrah (Completely Comfortable)

You could argue that his actions were dictated by his culture and upbringing 

That’s pushing aside free will and stuff, but whatever 

Pale (Confused)

A guy’s gotta eat - Part 2

(Theoretically he could look for another way to gain emotions, but it’s heavily implied that Ink’s paints don’t exist in his multiverse)

Honestly, he’s not great with understanding that what he’s doing is bad, but considering Template frequently fights him over healthy AUs, he’s gotta at least have an idea that it’s wrong

Mildly Defendable (If you’re Stubborn)

Plum (The Smug Bastard)

Technically, none of those missing persons cases were fully able to be pinned to him-

Nightmare (Stop Denying My Sins - Annoyed)

A guys got to eat - Part 3

And wanting to turn the whole multiverse into a Negative Zone and rule over it as a tyrannical god- eeeeeh, trauma privilege?

Dust (Stop Denying My Sins - Guilty)

Insanity plea 

Killer (The Smug Bastard)

Insanity plea - Part 2

Cross (Stop Denying My Sins - Guilty)

Fresh off the trauma of loosing his whole AU and having X-Gaster as a deadbeat 

Alright, now you’re Gaslighting People 

Bill (Confused)

Tortures people for fun

Literally referred to as a demon in several AUs

Wants omnipotence and ultimate power and possibly to rule the multiverse (jury’s still out on that last one)

Shattered (The Smug Bastard)

On a chaos bend and intentionally destroying the multiverse in an effort to get back at his mildly amnesiac brother who may or may not have been simply puppet-ed around by a parasitic slime

Unstable on the best of days

Error (Stop Denying My Sins - Annoyed)

His whole shtick is destroying entire universes full of people

He strings people’s Souls up as string lights and kidnaps ‘friends’ that he occasionally abandons to go mad in an Eldritch horror dimension that slowly infects them an painfully rewrites their very existence 

Cherrybomb (Completely Comfortable)

He’s a mercenary 

And a murderer

A/N: Just making a separate masterlist for this because I have a fair number of these and also there's a bunch of different characters!

Kylo Ren

Call Me Kylo | Officer!Reader ↠ You're tasked with getting the Commander's signature to finish your assignment. Unfortunately, you can't find the Commander anywhere.

Correspondence ↠ The Supreme Leader has a lot on his plate, leading him to neglect certain things... like himself, for example.

Nothing But A Monster | Vampire! AU ↠ Forced to accept help from a mysterious stranger, you find yourself in a predicament of sorts.

It’s The Small Things ↠ Kylo finds your optimism odd in place of the First Order.

The Meaning Of Care | Officer!Reader ↠ Kylo Ren takes care of you when you're sick? That's something you never would've seen coming.

Clyde Logan

Pinball & Motels ↠ Roadtrips, A present for Clyde, and the one-bed trope? What more could you ask for?

A Day Off ↠ Clyde finally takes a well-deserved day off.

Flip Zimmerman

Frenzied Rendezvous* ↠ Flip finally has his way with you after enduring your teasing all night long.

Pale

Early Mornings ↠ Pale wakes up to find you making breakfast. It's like you plan on staying or something. Wait... do you plan on staying?

Solo Triplets

A Quiet Night ↠ The boys want to take you out on a proper date.

Ben Solo

Fairytale Mess* ↠ Sleeping with Ben Solo doesn't seem like such a bad idea when you're both under the influence.

Paul Sevier

Extraordinary ↠ Paul attempts to go out and have a social nigh. After everything that's happened... things haven't changed him that much, have they?

Daniel Jones

Late Night Confessions ↠ Dan wakes you up with a drunken phone call.

Multi-Character

headcanons

taking Pale to the carnival. him bitching & complaining the entire time about the rides and the rigged games lol. maybe you even force him to go on the ferris wheel or a roller coaster with you and he hates every second of it. but of course, he’d do anything to make you happy, so he just suffers through it <3

no worries if you’re not feeling it, but I know you wanted to write Pale so I figured I’d toss this idea in the ring :)

Mrs. G, my love!! This was such an amazing idea, and it sparked something insde me lmao. Thanks for always inspiring me <3

Going to the fair + Pale

Contains: General fair activities (rides, eating, etc), mention of vomitting

*Please give me feedback on my attempt at a New York accent for Mr. Pale lmaooo, idk how I did

Howdy folks! It’s officially April and you know what that means, a little compilation post of all the writing I posted over the past month. I’m sorry that March wasn’t a particularly active month for me, but I’ve got some plans up my sleeve for April that I really think you guys will enjoy! I hope you will anyway lol. 

Some housekeeping: 

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If you’d like to see my complete collection of works, please visit my Masterlist here! 

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I also upload all my chapter fics and oneshots to my archiveofourown account which you can find here!

Alrighty, now on to the compilation! 

Oneshots:

Gold Medal Girl ; Biker!Kylo Ren x Reader**

Happily Ever After Part 1, Part 2** ; Flip Zimmerman x Reader (Fantasy AU) 

Poolside ; Flip Zimmerman x Reader**

The Rabbi Is Coming ; Flip Zimmerman x Reader

Burnt Bridges & Goodnight Kisses; Flip Zimmerman x Reader x Kylo Ren

Character Headcanons

Which of the boys are best at eating pussy HCs***

Ticklish spots for all the Kylo AUs HCs

Lawyer!Kylo Ren & Bond Villain!Kylo Ren’s grudges/vendettas HCs

Supreme Leader Kylo mini HCs

Flip Zimmerman boxing recreationally HCs

Flip Zimmerman’s kids trying to find the afikomen during Seder dinner HCs

Flip & Pale’s grudges/vendettas HCs

Paterson mini HCs

Character Imagines:

Flip Zimmerman

Sex in the woods with Flip Zimmerman on a family camping trip***

Flip Zimmerman being very possessive & beating the shit out of some creep***

Flip Zimmerman learning morse code and using it to tell you secret messages

Flip Zimmerman and his Darling Jewish Wife wrestling over the last piece of matzo toffee after Seder dinner

Clyde Logan

Skinny dipping with Clyde Logan*

Clyde being nervous about attending his first Passover Seder

Kylo Ren

Supreme Leader Kylo making his Knights watch him fuck you on his throne***

Pale

Pale fingering you at the piano where he rehearses***

Charlie Barber

Charlie Barber showering you with excessive PDA post-divorce

Paterson

Paterson explaining the steps of Seder dinner

The total wordcount for March comes in at 56,420! 

Thank you so much to everyone who sent in prompts (I’m still working on a big chunk of them lol) and to those who read and interact with the writing!! Your comments, likes and reblogs mean the absolute world to me! I hope that April treats us all kindly, and I’m sending everyone my love! 

Rules: It’s time to love yourselves! Choose your 5 (ish) favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2020. Tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!

tagged by: @morby @finn-ray-nal-beads @clydesducktape @aloneandsleepless @roanniom (Thank you so much, my talented darlings!)

I didn't write as much as I wanted this year. No surprise there. Hopefully, I'll be able to fill the rest of the prompts I have in 2021. So, if you've sent a prompt, I've been sitting on it. Racked with guilt. I apologize.

Clean Finish - kylo ren x reader - mature/e, nude photography, phone sex

I adore triplet!Kylo. I enjoy writing this college-AU series. (I promise there is another fic coming.) It was such a treat to write a different kind of Valentine's Day fic. I really like the dialogue in this fic, too. It's pretty sexy.

Two To Tango - abraham h. parnassus x reader - e, non-traditional jewish wedding, first time, old-fashioned euphemisms and views on sex

I'm proud of the whole series this fic is a part of, to be honest. I always have fun with Abe. He's a loving eccentric and worth all the effort. Because the research I did for this fic was ridiculous! I did not exist in the 1950s, so a lot of the details I had to look up. It all came together rather nicely.

Risking Thorns - phillip altman x reader - e, slut shaming, fingering, semi-public sex

I threw everything I thought Phillip would do in this fic. Well, maybe not everything. 😉

Before I began, I asked myself, 'What does Phillip need?' The answer was THE SHORT LEASH. The boy needs to be reined in. Just a little. He needs direction and someone who won't take his crap. And in walks skates a very prickly reader.

In the Night We Trust - pale x reader - e, pretty woman au, soft domming, rough-ish sex, mild spanking, drug use

This multi-chaptered fic was experimental from beginning to end. I don't usually write in present tense. I've never adapted a movie to prose. I hadn't written with Pale before. Hell, I haven't even seen the play.

While the fic isn’t everyone's cup of tea, I enjoyed myself. It was a labor of love. Or maybe a love letter to the reader? I don't know. (Though every fic I write is a love letter to you.) Either way, I discovered Pale has a marshmallow center under that hard candy shell, and that still delights me.

Finding Treasure in the Dark - charlie barber x reader - e, dom!charlie, under-negotiated bdsm, rope bondage / shibari, nipple play, edging, sex toys

This fic is a remix of Musyc's Ardent Bonds. I contacted her and proposed my idea. Neither of us had tried anything like it, but she was game. Actually, she was very gracious. I really can't praise her enough.

Anyway, let's talk about tender-dom!Charlie. He knows what he wants. What he needs is the assertive yet sexually-submissive reader. Though, he didn't know that at the meet-cute. It was fun to have Charlie be a sweet dad, a good professor, and a firm dom. I don't think they're mutually exclusive.

Charlie is undaunted, like Nicole said, and not just professionally. In Marriage Story, we see him and Nicole at their worst, their lowest. I wondered how Charlie behaves at his best or when he's his truest self.

Again, I asked, 'What does he need?' He needs someone as unflinching—undaunted—as him.

A/N: quarantine is making me horny and needy so headcannons with the boys are a great way to get me satisfied. I hope it helps you just as much. 

Just wanted to say that this Sackler gif does things to me, I mean look at him. Oof, this man will be the death of me. 

Warnings: sexual content

My masterlist  Part One

Adam Sackler

First conversation: you met Sackler at a Halloween party, you were dressed like Britney Spears in the ‘Baby One More Time’ video clip and he was poorly dressed as a vampire. At the time, he was dating a girl you didn’t bother to catch the name and because of that, despite the instant and intense attraction you felt as soon as he made a naughty joke about your costume causing you to mock his, you didn’t make a move, not interested in the drama that kissing him would cause. 

First kiss: the second time you saw Sackler was in the line to buy tickets in an indie cinema. As an independent movie director, you liked to watch new and independent movies to keep yourself inspired. You were by yourself, ready to buy your ticket and food to eat like an animal as you watched ‘Durski’ - an indie horror film - when you heard his deep voice calling your name. This time, he was single and it’s needless to point out that you paid no attention to the movie since your mouth was constantly attached to his in needy and dirty kisses, your hands and his exploring every inch of each others bodies. 

First time: it happened that same night at your apartment. The taxi drive till’ your place was just as touchy as the movie time. As soon as the two of you entered your small place, he pinned you against the door, his body caging yours, before his mouth explored every single inch of your skin. Afterwards, he fucked you in a merciless pace and you discovered just how dirty his mouth was. 

Charlie Barber:

First conversation: when you moved to New York chasing your teenage dreams, you found out just how cruel the city was and just how hard it was to actually get a job as an actress, so your first job was to babysit Henry, Charlie’s son. You met him when a friend who worked in his theater company told you that him and his wife needed someone to watch after their lovely boy and, since a job it’s a job, you took the opportunity. Charlie was the one to interview you for the position and you had to do your best to talk coherently from how amazed the man made you. He was gorgeous and every time he looked at you, his eyes showed desire making you wet. 

First kiss: with time, you became friends with Charlie - and Henry, of course - so when Nicole left him, you were there to help him pick up the pieces of his broken heart from the absence of the person he loved the most in the world - his son -. The first time your lips touched his happened very naturally and the mutual desire was noticeable. It was dinner night - the two of you always ate together at Friday nights - and you were in the kitchen helping him with the meal, when he suddenly grabbed your arm and turned you around, his eyes boring into yours as he slowly closed the distance between your faces, the action made you so happy that you thought you were actually going to burst. 

First time: just like your first kiss, it happened naturally. He was in the middle of the custody fight and the amount of time the two of you spent together while he was in New York only grew, when he was in the city, the only thing that made him happy was you. It happened in the following month of your first kiss, he laid you in his bed and quite literally worshiped your body, taking his time and making sure you felt pleasure in every step of the way. In the end of the night, you had already lost count of how many times he had made you cum. 

Pale: 

First conversation: during your college time, you started to work as a waitress in the restaurant Pale managed as a way to earn money and pay your bills - you didn’t want to depend so much of your parents money -. What first caught your attention was how quiet he was, a big contrast to your flirty and charming personality - which your customers loved -. The first time he actually talked to you was to tell you just how good were at your job and it definitely took you by surprise, since you had never seen him say this kind of stuff to any of the other waiters. 

First kiss: you were helping him close the dinner and manage the stock when he caught you off guard flirting openly with you. You would never forget when he caged you against a table and said “I see you using your pretty little face to flirt with our clients and get more tips. It makes me want to fuck your pretty pussy in front of every single one of those stupid men who would never treat you right”. Before you could reply his sudden outburst, his lips were on top of yours in a demanding and dominant kiss, his hands travelling to your ass and squeezing it hard. 

Pairing: Pale/Reader

Word Count: 1083

Year:

A/N: This might be boring? I don’t really have any ideas for plot but I hope you can enjoy this fall walk with Pale :)

Pale’s gloved fingers are wrapped around yours, squeezing every now and again while you walk. He’s bundled up in his leather jacket with a sweatshirt underneath, one you can’t wait to wear once it makes its way to the laundry pile.

Occasionally, you nuzzle up against his shoulder, blaming it on the cold and needing to warm up your nose. He wraps his arm around you, pulls you in nice and tight against him. 

He’s quieter than usual, thoughtful as he looks around Central Park. A handful of other couples are out doing the same thing, walking around and admiring the fall colors. You come up to the Bow Bridge to cross from the Ramble to the Sheep Meadow. Your pace is leisurely, but the brisk weather keeps you moving.