#paisy

Art Fight Attack for @bittersweetcandybowl!

11:34 a.m. at the Smash Mansion's Dining Hall.......

??????: YOOOOOOSHAAAA!!!

An orange and yellow ponytail colored woman, wearing a black vest and white puffy like pants, begins to flex her muscles and doing various heroic poses before letting out a loud, harty laugh to boot, all while Samus and the others stare at her in confusion and disbelief.

Aqua: Well.....This is new.

Samus: The hell are we even looking at right now?

Rosalina: That, ladies and Lea, is what I like to call an entity of two minds and soul. Peach and Daisy has fused to become one of the same.

Lea: Wait. (Eyes Widened a Bit) Fused? You're telling me that dumb fusion dance from that Dragon Ball Z show can actually work in this universe too?

Rosalina: Not exactly.....The girls has been trying to do that dance for fifteen minutes straight, Daisy's idea by the way.

Samus: (Rolls her Eyes) No surprise there.

Rosalina: (Starts Twiddling her Fingers Shyly) So I...figured I would chime in and use my magic to fused them together for a short period of tine....without them noticing nonetheless.

Aqua: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) That explains the transformation....But what name do you think we should call her or....them exactly?

Samus: (Stares at the Fused Lady) Hm.....It's a challenge...(Turns Back to the Group With an Evil Smirk) But give me five minutes and I'll come up with the stupidest name for them yet.

Rosalina: (Gives Samus a Deadpinned Look on her Face) Already poking fun at them, I see....

Samus: (Shrugs) Hey, it ain't my fault they're making this too easy.

'A-HEM'

The gang finally turn their attention to the fused ladies staring at them with a cocky like Grin on their face(s)

?????: Don't know if you ladies or Lea know this y now, but I am neither Peach nor Daisy. I. Am the one, the only.....SUPER PAISY!!........or Daech.....Peacisy? Nah. I like the first name better......PAISY!

Samus: Huh. Well, whaddya know? They came up woth a name more dumber.

Rosalina: Be nice.

Lea: (Puts on an Impressed on his Face) Gotta say, your majesties, this new, fancy, fusion of yours is looking good on you already.

Aqua: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) I agree. And I love the colors of your ponytail.

Paisy: (Smiles Playfully While Waving Her Hand Down) Why, thank you, dears~ (Pushes Her Hair Up in a Smug Fashion) It's not everyday you get to have a hairstyle as perfect and rad as mines~

Samus: Wouldn't go as far as to call it "perfect". (Rolls her Eyes) But I suppose the colors mixed in the hair doesn't look.... too busy.

Paisy: Not the kind of compliment I was expecting, but I'll take it!~ Which reminds me.....Samus Aran!

Paisy takes a chair out from a table in front of her before sitting on it and placing her elbow on the table, having her hand facing towards the Bounty Hunter.

Paisy: (Smirks Fiercely) PUT UP YOUR DUKES!

Samus: (Looks Down at Paisy's Hand and Back Up to Her With a Deadpinned Look on her Face) .............You're serious?

Paisy: Deadly Serious....Okay, maybe not THAT serious, but...(Shakes her Head) W-Whatever! (Comically Glares While Using her Other Arm to Points at Samus) I demand you to get your ass over here and give me a rematch right this instant!!!

Aqua: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Rematch?

Samus: Daisy's mad that I keep beating her in arm wrestling.

Paisy: You're goddamn right I am!....I mean, she is. You've been effortlessly beating her for WAY too damn long. (Smirks Again) But now with our strengths combined, we'll be able end your little winning streak give you the payback of a lifetime!

Lea: But isn't using a Fusion for this kind of stuff's cheating though?

Paisy: It can't be cheating if we're already one of the same~ Also, you're the last person who should be questioning our methods of winning! (Gives Lea Pouty, Disappointed Look in her Face) Don't think we haven't forgotten about the time you cheated on your last test, mister!

Aqua: (Gasps Loudly Before Glaring at Lea) Sp THAT'S how you've gotten a perfect percentage on it compared to everyone else! How could you!?

Lea: (Already Sweating Bullets and Holding his Hands Up) Okay. In my defense! I....really didn't think I would pull it off at first.

Aqua: ('Groans') Why didn't you come to me or Terra for help beforehand?

Rosalina: (Frowns Disappointedly at the Fiery Keyblade Warrior) Or any of us for that matter? We would've help too.

Lea: I thought you guys were already busy enough as it is. So I didn't wanna be a bother.

Aqua: Lea, you and the kids are our students and friends. We would never leave any of you hanging no matter how busy we are.

Rosalina: (Nodded in Agreement)

Lea: (Sighs While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Yeah, my mind wasn't set on doing any of that sooner....(Chuckles Awkwardly) But hey, I was able to pass without getting caught. So that a pretty impressive feat, am I right?

Aqua: (Facepalm Herself) Oh my God, Lea......

Paisy: Are you serious!?

Rosalina: That is nothing to be proud of, young man!

Samus: Ladies, ladies, relax! We'll all scold Lea for what he did later.

Lea: (Turns to Samus) Seriously?

Samus: (Gives Lea a Light, Sisterly Glare) Yeah seriously. You know better than to cheat, boy.

Lea: (Turns Away While Crossing his Arms and Grumbles)

Samus: Anyways.....(Turns Back to Paisy) A rematch. Is what you want?

Paisy: Yes, ma'am!~ (Starts Smirking Again) Though, if you wanna go ahead and chicken out, I'd totally understand~

Samus: ('Scoffs') Please. Since when was the last time I've ever chickened out of challenge?

Paisy: (Raises her Other Finger Up to Speak Until She Starts to Realize that She Doesn't Have Any Examples to Think Of) U....Uhhhhhhhhh.....

Samus: Exactly. Since never. Now, pipe down and get your grip ready. (Pulls a Seat in Front of Her and Takes a Seat in it) We don't have all day. (Grab Hold of Paisy's Hand With her Elbow on the Table)

Paisy: Oh don't worry. In a few seconds, you'll be the first to witness the pure, raw strength of the baddest bitch in this entire mansion! SUPER PAISY-

Five Seconds Later.......

Samus: (Looks at her Watch While Her Hand is Already Laid Down on Top of the Dumbfounded Fusion's) Huh. I'll be damned. It did ended in a few seconds. (Shrugs) Oh well. (Gets Up From the Table and Turns Back to the Gang) Ladies, Lea, let's go out for ice cream. (Smirks Smugly While Walking Away) Loser's treat.

Rosalina: (Smiles Brightly While Following Behind Samus Along Woth the Others) Lovely idea~

Aqua: (Smiles Softly) I wouldn't mind having another blueberry cosmic ice cream about now. They're so good.

Lea: (Grins Hopefully) Good enough to let me off the word?~

Aqua: No.

Lea: ('Sighs in Defeat') Shit.

Paisy: (Left Behind While Still in Shock) I lost.....again.....

And just like that, the fused being begins revert back to Peach and Daisy as they fall off from their seat.

'Thud'

Peach: (Sighs While Rubbing her Back Side) Well, that was an interesting experience.....

Daisy: (Slams her Fist in the Ground in Utter Defeat) DAMNIT! Not even our awesome fusion was strong enough to beat that damn woman! (Starts Pouting) Really thought we had her this time too....

Peach: (Scooch Her Waybto Daisy's Side) At least we tried our best. Sammy is just too strong for the both of us to handle, you know?

Daisy: (Sighs Heavily While Rolling her Eyes) Yeah, yeah, I know. Her and Tofa are monsters....Still wanna beat her someday though.

Peach: (Rubs Daisy's Shoulder Reassuring) I'm sure you will, dear.

Samus: (In the Distance) Hey, losers! Are you gonna treat us to some victory ice cream or what!?

Peach: We're coming! (Sighs While Getting Her and Daisy Back Up in Their Feets) Well, a loss is still a loss. (Smiles Softly at her Best Friend) Let's celebrate with a delicious, icy treat. I'm sure it'll cheer you right up.

Daisy: (Turns to Peach With Her Semi Pouty Look Still Intact on her Face) Can I have mines with sprinkles on top?~

Peach: (Giggles Softly) Sure you can. (Finally Walks Away With Daisy Right Beside Her) You can have all sprinkles you want.

Fusion Paisy is made and orignally thought of by: @thegreyzen

(Pictures of her are on Twitter if you're interested in seeing what she looks like:

@keyenuta

@italian-love-cake

@26shann

@cyber-wildcat

@caleb13frede

@albion-93

@ma-lemons

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