#painrose

Rin Penrose is getting blended.

(To the tune of Rin Penrose's "Golden Age")

Sounds like our chicken tenders Have finally appeared Our tab's so high because our dine-in order is Right here!

Oh, we can't step forward whatsoever 'Cause our gut distention's peeking through Might take all your spoons, but just remember No one can bite into your food but you Though rolling your gurney's going harsher There's no weight loss earned within a day 'Til we see the line and reach the counter Go on, come on, munch on with all your strength

E'en with the carbs, I cope, salt between my fingers on display I'll still reach out again unto this dish 'til the day I am the sovereign of my own plate!

Sounds like our chicken tenders Have finally appeared Our tab's so high from all these fries, we give a thousand cheers Drink lies on the precipice, might stain the tile Catch it! Your menu will unfold for you, just give it a try Set free those diet restrictions As birds upon the wind And watch as they return with apple tea atop their wings Because our dine-in order is right here Grub is glorious, notorious! Join with us as we eat up, this food is all the rage!

While we forge ahead up to the line here There's no use for grease upon your phone So betwixt your struggles just recall, there's Always a time to wipe it on your clothes And your body's LDL accrual Never has the right to cross your mind Eat your wings and drown in greasy fuel, now Stand up, stand out, stand strong and show you're wide!

Even if inside, you believe there is a wobbly chair Then sit down somewhere new, or else request an exchange Go eat your wings, 'cause this chicken's free range!

Sounds like our Sprite is right there But don't fall on your face You'll spill it out and with a shout, the tile you'll desecrate With each serving of this meat, our wallet thins Surcharge! Never feel afraid to show your thanks for the meal Let's win these eating contests O'er rivals in the way Gather our victories 'til everyone has heard our names And do not stop until it's time to pay Though the tab will climb, the best of times Tried and true, now you can choose your brand new place to dine

"Pinguia fortuna iuvat" If you have a bill, it's up to you to pay your way Just one step and you've made a fart Keep on walking forth, get out the doors Don't pollute or stain your drawers 世界を食べるの日まで Keep up the fight, 貪欲であれ!