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“This is celebrity brand suicide in a cashmere apron,” Schiffer said

"Losing Netflix on As Ever is a brutal backlash because the halo just got ripped off, and what’s left looks like another failed Montecito money grab,” he continued.

“In network land, repeated breakups leave a repulsive scent,” he said. “She now carries the scent of high-maintenance disappointment, and that is rat poison when executives are already gun-shy.”

“If I were advising them, I’d amputate the empire fantasy and build one excellent repeat-purchase business that doesn’t need royal smoke machines,” Schiffer offered. 

That face you make when your young co-worker drops major spoilers whilst making puppets. (Below the cut)

Empty Netters on Page Six talking about what they think would happen if an NHL player were to come out.

Page Six is mocking Zayn for being jealous of Harry's success!

Zayn Malik was labeled as “jealous” by a record industry official after seemingly commenting on his former bandmate Harry Styles’ high concert ticket prices.

“[He] is jealous,” a music industry source told Page Six.

“Originally, he tried to charge expensive prices for his tickets and couldn’t, so he had to lower them, and as of last night [they were] as cheap as $20 to get in,” the insider claimed, referring to Malik’s Las Vegas residency at Dolby Live at Park MGM.

The source alleged that the “demand” for Malik’s concert tickets was “just not there,” adding, “It’s unfair for him to take a cheap shot at Harry, when he’s doing the same as every other artist.”