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“This is celebrity brand suicide in a cashmere apron,” Schiffer said

"Losing Netflix on As Ever is a brutal backlash because the halo just got ripped off, and what’s left looks like another failed Montecito money grab,” he continued.

“In network land, repeated breakups leave a repulsive scent,” he said. “She now carries the scent of high-maintenance disappointment, and that is rat poison when executives are already gun-shy.”

“If I were advising them, I’d amputate the empire fantasy and build one excellent repeat-purchase business that doesn’t need royal smoke machines,” Schiffer offered. 

That face you make when your young co-worker drops major spoilers whilst making puppets. (Below the cut)

Empty Netters on Page Six talking about what they think would happen if an NHL player were to come out.