#pact ideas

Your warlock patron uses you to fulfil their dark desires but all their kinks are things like'having toes','winning an argument', and 'looking out the window on a rainy Sunday and letting the time pass you by'

Dionysius agrees to give you magic but the power of the spells he gives you directly correlates to the amount of alcohol you consumed the night beforehand

2 high level wizards become both warlock and patron to each other through a complicated magical ritual (gay sex)

A magical chosen one gets fed up with all the prophecy bullshit and donates their magic powers to you so they can follow their dream of becoming a farmer

You were going to be a paladin but you ticked the wrong box on your contract and now you're a celestial warlock who is slightly pissed off by their lack of melee options