#pachin

─ Mikey & Draken, Peh-yan & Pah-chin, Mitsuya & Hakkai, Smiley & Angry, Baji & Chifuyu x clumsy!reader (Bonus: Hinata & Emma)

─ Summary: you are dumb and clumsy, you always end up with body injuries and they take care of you

─ Warnings: none

Mikey & Draken

─ Mikey won't catch you at all if he sees you tripping over your own feet.

─ He sighs quietly and offers you a hand if Draken hasn't had time to catch you.

─ Because usually Draken is the one that catches you, benefits of having such long arms.

─ These two will laugh from time to time at your misfortunes, because them never understand how the hell you end up kissing the ground.

─They ship you with the ground, as if they had made a story on wattpad; Y/n x ground, a painful love.

─ But they worry when you can really hurt yourself, Draken refuses to let you take anything made of glass because he knows you will break it.

─ More than once you have cut yourself with a photo frame, they just look at you like '???? how is it even possible?'

─ Mikey will be in charge of kicking the idiots who laugh at you for your clumsiness, those people are not allowed to laugh at you.

Peh-yan & Pah-chin

─ My god these guys are such idiots they don't realize how much you hurt yourself until they see blood.

─ But nothing happens! They take care of you as much as they can after seeing you hurt (because they don't know how to bandage your hand or disinfect wounds correctly).

─ Peh definitely laughs in your face if he sees you tripping over a rock, Pah just stands there not understanding what happened.

─ These guys will yell at things that hurt you, like if you dropped a cup and cut your hand, they'll be yelling at the cup and throwing it in the trash.

─ Of course if they do it with objects, imagine with people who laugh at you, apart from yelling at them they will hit them.

─ They tell really bad jokes to make you forget about the pain you inadvertently inflict on yourself.

Mitsuya & Hakkai

─ Worried mom and his son behind with a first aid kit.

─ Mitsuya always has an eye on you because it's very common for you to bump into anything, like you have a wall that you can see perfectly and you bump into it.

─ He will undoubtedly catch you or change your steps so that you do not eat that wall, Hakkai just stare silently afraid to touch you.

─ This poor nervous boy thinks if you hurt yourself so easily he could only make it worse.

─ But if you're alone with him and he sees that you're going to hit a sign, he pushes you away by putting his hand on your shoulder and looking away.

─ Mitsuya definitely has the corners of his house padded just in case, and not just because of his sisters.

─ The good thing about this duo is that they won't laugh at your misfortunes, there is only concern in their eyes.

Smiley & Angry

─ Do not expect compassion from these two unless your injury is really serious.

─ You can make Smiley smile even more and Angry make a grin like a smile just because you made some guys beat each other up for bumping into them.

─ They always make fun of you because you once kicked the golden balls of a guy they were fighting with.

─ Angry is the one who mostly helps you when you stumble and Smiley is the one who hits other people who make fun of you.

─ The good thing is that if you've really had a shitty day because of your clumsiness, you'll be pampered for the rest of the day.

─ They definitely have videos of you falling down stairs or hitting your head on a table.

Baji & Chifuyu

─ You have an idiot openly making fun of you and another concerned mother.

─ Baji ends up crying with laughter when he sees your shoulder catch fire after trying to blow up a car.

─ Chifuyu runs to turn it off but you end up all drenched.

─ But at least the blonde won't laugh at your bad luck, he pats you on the head to know that you have some support.

─ Baji stops teasing so much when you almost lose an eye to a pencil.

─ But keep laughing at little things, like hitting a glass door you thought was open.

─ He is a little more aware of your surroundings and sometimes helps you not to hurt yourself.

─ Chifuyu proud in the background to see how Baji has put his hand on your desk so you don't hit it.

Hinata & Emma

─ These two girls are so worried and scared when they see you hit with anything.

─ You once collided with a baby's stroller and from that moment they both held your hand whenever you went for a walk.

─ They keep band-aids in their bags knowing that you always end up with scratches on your hands or arms.

─ They are seriously thinking about buying one of those children's leashes.

─ Emma will sometimes laugh at you if you've only slipped a little.

look at how smoll is kazu i- 🤲🏻

Koko: *insult people*

Pachin: *ready to fight him*

Inui: *about to defend his husband friend*