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Princess Bubblegum from Adventure Time is a WLW

One of the best Adventure Time Episodes: Jake the Brick 

Mr. Bunny retreats to his warren, its homemade comforts some consolation to help pass the hungry night.

Twilight falls on the peaceful forest; a twilight unaware of the struggles it both soothes and conceals.

The crickets begin to stir, rehearsing their musical rhapsodies.

In the distance, flashes of heat lightning illuminate a purple summer sky.

Even angry deer, at last, must come to rest. And so it is with our erstwhile antagonist, who has disappeared into a stand of trees, perhaps to dream of tomorrow's pointless battles.

- OH MY GLOB! ITS A CRAZY STORM! This might be it. This weather might knock the whole thing down!

If a definition of bravery exists, this must be it; a lone bunny, fancing off against, ineffectually pushing around some twigs with his pink bunny nose. A smbolic gesture, perhaps, but sometimes that's all we have.

The wind is beginning to pick up, and it's becoming clear that mother nature has not just knocked on the door, she has come in, sat down and poured herself a drink. 

Mr. Bunny has no friends, no family, no loved ones of any kind.

The wind is really picking up now.

Small puddles gathering around the entrances to Mr. Bunny's cozy home...

... beginning to grow in size and connect with one another. It wont be long now...

- BUT WHAT IS THIS?

Looks like this unflagging little hero of a bunny will have some help, though. A family of friendly beavers appears to have taken up the cause.

Often called "Nature's architects", these intrepid mammals are sparing no effort to sore up the endangered burrow.

- Here's an unusual sight. It's a Sea Lard!

You'd expec to see a few  mudscapms out in weather like this, but here we have a rare treat , indeed. This little beauty is pretty far outside of her natural habitat. But I heard it said by wise old salts schooled in ancient maritime lore that a storm will sometimes blow them off course to a remarkable degree. Looks like we've got some pretty good evidence tonight.

Yes, sir, sometimes those old sailors know what they're talking about. It's the triumph of experience versus the secondhand verities of musty academic tomes.

This feisty sea lard is pitching right in to save the rabbit hole, belying its slothful reputation. She uses her prodigious swiveling behind to increase the size of the hole while the beavers continue to reinforce the sides with straw and stick.

At time like these, the supposed cruelty and indifference of the natural world, all too often its most salient feature, pale before the nobler instintcs of even our most humble kin.

In the morning light, few signs remain of the summer storm that battered this idyllic glen. The beavers are finished with their work and are heading home.

The sea lard looks like she's gonna go wander the woods for a while. Maybe she'll find her way back to the ocean and write a novel about her experiences.

Mr. Bunny is exhausted but can rest easy knowing that his home is secure.

- BUT, ALAS! The bunny's rest is short-lived. The deer is back.

The deer, perhaps confused by the antler-like appearance of Mr. Bunny's protective dam, is now testing the situation. Mr. Bunny is unsure of where this is going.

- AND WITH A SINGLE SMASH FROM THE DEERS POWERFUL FRONT HOOVES, THE BUNNY'S HOME IS UNDER ATTACK.

Mr. Bunny has hopped to safety and can only watch as the deer  continues its relentless rampage on the only home he knows. A couple more mighty smashes and the dam... THE DAM HAS BEEN BREACHED! Water is now flooding in... The deer continues its attack!

This deer misplaced rage, combined with its size and weight, is more than enough to bring down the weakend walls, which are now starting to give, aided by the unforgiving weight from the tree aboove. Even Mr. Deer, in his blind fury, seems to sense what's about to happen, as he steps to one side.

It's Over. The warren has been destroyed... An injustice of astronomical levels. Words fail me.

- Actually, he doesn't seem that upset. He's on his feet, checking out his new surroundings. Even the deer is impressed. As if confused by the events, he performs a comical double-take and retreats into the forest.

- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS BUNNY IS INDOMITABLE!

THIS SHIT IS AMAZING!

Adventure Time surprises you everytime. Wow.