Every time I see its blog come up, I'm reminded that it's using the name I suggested. It always gets me going 😘
Thank you for your attention.
That thing thinks it's important to note that this blog is not only place where the name is used. It humbly thinks it is not yet exactly explained how deeply the change affected its life. It's not an online persona anymore.
Master and Mistress went extra mile to make sure the name sinks in, they liked it so much they don't use any other names anymore.
It's not always "that thing" sometimes it is just "thing".
That thing is referred only as the thing in the household and all the documentation regarding it is updated to use the name. Contracts, file folder, etc. are all updated to use that.
Master and Mistress use that name between themselves constantly. "Hey, my love, do you think I can borrow that thing for the evening?". It sends shivers down its spine every time it hears their casual, domestic use of such a word. It reminds it where the line is drawn.
It's being introduced or registered to events by for example, "Master's K. thing". Though friends or people who knew that thing before continue to call it the way they get used to.
New people are invited to name it however they want, idea is that objects are given convenient names for users. Though if directly asked, it should say "I am just a thing for your to use". (I am talking about kink contexts)
That thing, whenever it has opportunity to introduce itself, starts with something like "Greetings Sir. It is... thing, property of Master & Mistress". Sometimes "that thing" jumps in their head by itself when discussing it later.
At first kink evening after the name change Master has wrote "thing" at its forehead using bold marker and everyone in the club could see its new name. That thing is remembered by few only by that name. That thing might be mistaken but it felt like that name motivates people to use it more... intensely, perhaps.
That thing mostly uses third form when speaking now. First person speech is almost foreign for that thing and reserved only for texts.
It is first time when its public name in kink community matches its name in the internet. It has never disclosed its journal to anyone apart of its Owners before. It feels like the boundary is moved forever.
Master and Mistress told it to convey their gratitude for the new name. They find it truly charming and game changing.
That thing is also grateful to you for its new identity. It never expected it to come so far, but it's its new reality now.