#over me

imagine you settle down with this random dude who has a weird satan tattoo and is scary good with firearms and you guys have kids together and love each other and get to grow old together and then you die first and you're waiting up in heaven for your husband to meet you but he never does and then you eventually find out its because he actually went to his brother's heaven for the rest of eternity to bicker with him and drive around the place in their old ass impala that has zero suspension