shane and ilya arenât allowed to give dating advice anymore ever since the cens found out they were in a situationship for seven years before making it official. one of the rookies asked what he should do to turn his hookup into a relationship and ilya was like âwell in my experience if you just keep hooking up with that person who wonât commit to you and never communicate your needs or desires itâll all work out perfectly and youâll fall in love and get married. so keep doing what youâre doingâ and shane was like âhave you tried getting a head injury in front of themâ











