#ouk

Our fucking dad, the king:

"Μου έχεις σπάσει τα νεύρα με τα χμ και χμ και εδώ ο κόσμος χάνεται και τρέχουμε δεξιά και αριστερά με τη μαφία και τους Πακιστανούς και ο άλλος ο μαλακας θέλει να δει βεγγαλικά γιατί μια γαμημενη μηχανή που θέλει να κατακτήσει έναν κόσμο από τον οποίο στην τελική εγώ θέλω να φύγω, εσύ με την αδιαφορία σου-💥"

"έναν κόσμο από τον οποίο στην τελική εγώ θέλω να φύγω" #deep or something

The general premise is that the old government (aka the ancient gods) want to retire but there is ooone little detail. The case of cynic philosopher Menippos isn't closed and that stops Charon and Hermes from finally retiring! Their mission? Make stubborn and chaotic Menippos earn just one euro so he can pay Charon and close the financial case. But the dedication of Menippos to being a hippie and strange circumstances will get in the way of their eternal vacation.

Do not think for a second this is a serious show, and that's why it's one of the most beloved shows for Greeks. I mean what else perfectly pairs Greek bureaucracy and the ✨Dimosio✨, Frappe-zombies, Edward Cullen, Snow White and Angel Gabriel together??

Charon (or Kharis ☺️) is a hopeful and romantic character while Hermes is a neurotic twink on the bring of a mental breakdown, and his only option of letting off some steam is killing Menippos again and again.

In 20:20 starts a montage of Hermes' blasting Menippos' head off through different eras:

That's Hades and other gods:

Here they are looking for Seer Teiresias' council:

I have a ton more to say about this κάφρικο gem honestly

"AND DON'T CALL ME KHARI!"

Zugeinfahrt im Frankfurter Feldbahnmuseum. Vornean die Mallet-Gelenklokomotive Lok 13. (Video)

Jose from Σαββατογεννημένες/Women-Born-on-saturday, is a guy from Uruguay working in a greek tourist shop. He's afraid of babies, he's canonically bi and he works in a night club as his second job. What he really wants is citizenship of a country. He may dislike Greece but if it can give him citizenship, then so be it.

Menippos from Ουκ αν λαβοις πάρα του μη έχοντος/You can't take from the one who doesn't have, is one of the main characters, years ago he died. But he couldn't pay Hermes and Charos for the trip to afterlife so hes been living since then. He is trying to find a job in Greece while with the economic crisis so he can get 1€ and finally die. (He doesn't want to)

OG POST of candidates

Both characters from the TV show Ουκ αν λαβοις πάρα του μη έχοντος/You can't take from the one who doesn't have

Gabriel probably needs a day off and Hermes to stop killing Menippos cause that means he has to do more job by sending him back

Cause like, they kinda fit the dynamics

Hermes, just wants to retire and hates Menippos so much he has killed him multiple times (and each time an angel brings him back cause he can't die as a Christian)

Menippos, is poor so that's why he can't die, and cause he wants to live he doesn't even work for the money

And Charon, went to find Hermes as soon as he realized there was a problem and ended up ruining his cruise trip, and also cries when Menippos bully him (along with Hermes) for not having a soul or something

This is what I'm talking about btw