#osbi

Wednesday, October 18th, 2023; as of 7:55 p.m. DST

Uncle, brother, hubby or grandpa?  Law enforcement must be getting bored. I’m not sure that this really represents a ‘life-like’ real person but police and forensic artists in Oklahoma City worked as a team to cobble together this disturbing identification dummy in the supposed likeness of a man murdered more than 30 years ago and now they are asking for your help in identifying him.  Please note that the murder victim was not wearing an Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation (OSBI) t-shirt at the time of his death in February 1981. That’s new.

The weird proportions and stereotypical features of it remind me of the made up suspect Susan Smith had a forensic artist draw after she killed her poor little kids.

I never believed that the person in that cartoonish drawing was real but I did give her a mental brownie point for unconsciously using Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids as reference points for her phantom menace.

Come to think of it, that unidentified man looks a bit like Bill Cosby, but he is not dead as far as I know.  Maybe it is his long-lost twin. Someone should sit Bill down with a pudding pop and and let him know.