#oreotruffles

Probably the most disappointing dessert yet.

 Oreo Truffles and Almond Joy Bar

Cather Dining Hall

Let us first discuss the Oreo truffles:

Flavor: Absolutely terrible. They reminded me of the one time I ate mud when I was younger.

Consistency: Grainy and mushy at the same time. These things were warm as shit and absolute trash over all.

Aesthetics: Some what pleasing. I was really looking forward to these because of their appearance. My mind was quickly converted from happiness to disgust when I took my first bite. 

What Type of Person Would it Be?: A guy you meet on Tinder that is really hot, but when you actually go out on a date, you are instantly disgusted by him because he is the human equivalent of a turd. 

Overall Rating: 2

Now, onto the Almond Joy Bar:

Flavor: Genetic and average. I could honestly taste the preservatives in it slowly killing me.

Consistency: Exactly what I expected from looking at it, coconut-y with a clumpy gel underneath. Overall, gag worthy.

Aesthetics: Saddening, the look of the bar itself honestly makes me sad when looking at it. You can tell that this is the type of dessert that you would eat if you have literally no other options. But at this point, I would rather go hungry than eat one of those things again. 

What Type of Person Would it Be?: The TA , of you least favorite class, that looks so tired and done with the world everyday. You can smell the liquor on his clothes and breath from the night before. 

Create these enchanting Rock Troll Oreo Truffles inspired by the lovable characters from Frozen. These whimsical truffles are a blend of creamy Oreo filling dipped in chocolate and adorned with colorful candy melt drizzles, candy eyes, and a touch of edible glitter.

Ingredients: 1 package Oreo cookies. 1 package cream cheese, softened. 12 oz semi-sweet chocolate, chopped. Assorted colored candy melts blue, green, purple. Edible candy eyes. Edible glitter or sprinkles optional.

Instructions: Place the Oreo cookies in a food processor and blend until they become fine crumbs. In a mixing bowl, combine the Oreo crumbs with the softened cream cheese until well mixed. Roll the mixture into small truffle-sized balls and place them on a parchment-lined tray. Place the tray in the freezer for about 15-20 minutes to firm up the truffles. While the truffles are chilling, melt the semi-sweet chocolate in the microwave or using a double boiler. Dip each chilled truffle into the melted chocolate, ensuring they are fully coated. Place them back on the parchment-lined tray. Melt the assorted colored candy melts in separate bowls. Using a fork or a toothpick, drizzle the colored candy melts over the truffles to create the appearance of the rock trolls' colorful clothing. Before the candy melts set, attach edible candy eyes to each truffle. If desired, sprinkle edible glitter or sprinkles over the truffles to add a magical touch. Place the tray of truffles in the refrigerator to allow the chocolate and candy melts to set completely. Once the truffles are set, they are ready to be enjoyed! Arrange them on a serving platter and watch them disappear. These adorable Rock Troll Oreo Truffles are a delightful treat for Frozen fans and themed parties.

Prep Time: 30 minutes

Cook Time: 10 minutes