#ordering online

I got overexposed to influencers, so I'm trying to get a real-life perspective on this!

4-26-2020

By Scott Metzger Cartoons

Do you ever think about Hermione going into the muggle world and buying all this stuff off Amazon and all of them are harry potter fandom stuff and she will drop some things here and there like I don't know a snape figurine for harry on his birthday? Or buying everyone a DA mug from harrypottershop.com and then she will get customize shirts that say "the class of we survived voldemort" and all the teacher get shirts that say "we survived the golden trio" and they all have a picture of the golden trio on them. And every once in awhile snape wears it (not that anyone knows) because it's his favorite shirt. And then one day harry orders shirts after a bit of help from hermione that says "the bravest man I ever knew" and it has a picture of snape in mid turn to walk away and it's perfect bevause he looks scary and stuff. And harry wears it every day and one day him and snape meet in the muggle world and they are both wearing their shirts snape wearing a shirt he ordered that said "my biggest problem" and has a picture of Harry and harry is wearing his snape shirt and well....

Me, several days later: it's day 3 now. I'm beginning to accept it will never arrive. I will have to continue living without it. There is no hope.