#opendoor

- Customer needs assistance in Electronics.

- ATTENTION WALMART ASSOCIATES. I need all OPD associates in a pick walk at this time. Once again, I need all OPD associates in a pick walk at this time.

- I need an associate in Apparel to pick up your returns.

- SWEEEET CAAAROLIIINE (chorus of random BAM BAM BAMs and stomps across a store which seems completely empty)

- I need an associate in Apparel and Cosmetics to pick up your returns.

- Customer needs help in Electronics.

- Maintenance to a glass spill on H10, a wet spill on A33, a wet/glass spill on A7, the front women’s restroom, the back men’s and women’s restroom, and to grocery side door to push carts. Thank you!

- I need associates in Apparel, Cosmetics, and HBA to come pick up your returns please.

- *BWOOOOOO* Hello? Uh, I need help in Electronics? I’m a customer. *clunk click*

- [record scratching soundbyte] WAL-MART! RA-DI-O! [waterloo by ABBA plays for the 10th time today]

- I need all OPD associates in a pick walk at this time. Management is walking the floor and any associate not in a pick walk will be shot on sight.

- [enunciating, sing song] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTENTION WALMART ASSOCIATES. Can I PLEASE have the FOLLOWING DEPARTMENTS to the CUSTOMER SERVICE DESK for your returns! APPAREL. COSMETICS. HBA. OTC PHARMACY. TOYS. SPORTING GOODS. PLEASE COME TO THE SERVICE DESK TO PICK UP YOUR RETURNS IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU. *SLAM*

- [the only good song they’ve played today interrupted by an ad telling you to go to electronics for a good deal on a phone]

An Open Door / Ostend – Belgium /2018