#onthelam

Packing list for the last phase of this extended waiting period. Looking forward to reuniting with Mrs S in Japan. #gonetothemattresses #onthelam #laidlow #homeiswheresheis #losangelestojapan #japantolosangeles #californiatoarizona #arizonatoillinois #sterlingillinois #chicagotolosangeles #losangelestokyoto https://www.instagram.com/p/BwtYN2DJRSo/?igshid=zugydl16kpqx

Last chance before the big bye bye!! What a great experience it’s been. I actually got to “build a fort” with my best friend at the age of 47, which is a once in an adulthood opportunity that most adults never get to experience. Off to Chicago tomorrow to process my visa to get back to Mrs S @mrssandlittleb whom I’ve missed so much. #gonetothemattresses #onthelam #undisclosedlocation #hurdleshurdled #gottagogottago #offlikeapromdress #angelospizza #balancerestored (at Sterling, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwtXRVSJ_eO/?igshid=10mhhwcspx5x9

A little something that I did with an iPadPro once. Those of you who actually know me should know that I know that just because I’m a know-it-all-jackass who thinks he’s always right, doesn’t mean I know what the hell I’m talking about. #truth #ipadprosketch #gonetothemattresses #onthelam #theadventurecontinues #homeiswheresheis #goingbackhome✈️ #gottagetbacktojapan #losangelestojapan #japantolosangeles #californiatoarizona #arizonatoillinois #sterlingillinois #sterlingtochicago #chicagotolosangeles #californiatokyoto (at Sterling, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwqmPOypp56/?igshid=107c89y65t7hz

Keep it cheap. Cook at home. #unseen #hidingoutinthecountryside #andtheadventurecontinues #onthelam #gonetothemattresses #unseenadventures #donttakeitpersonally #remainuninvolved https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvpl6r-FZAg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fx8hzx66l2yz

After 2-and-a-half months on the lam, Bubba is going in the shop for a check up. He’s being pretty cool about it because he knows his health care plan (i.e., my bank account) will cover him. #catsofinstagram #catpic #catlovers #atthevet #onthelam #catvet #catpictures #catphoto #chillcat (at Dandy Acres Small Animal Hospital) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoZT0x_giXk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jdjvlquqtc4v

What do lambs like you eat? #10deadlambs #onthelam #tenyearsgone https://www.instagram.com/p/Bng0GlED1tf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=156vjtln65dya

You can try to thumb us into submission, but we’ll always spring out #freedom #onthelam #triplethreat

Hitting the open road. #me #hitchin #igers #fleeing #onthelam #runfromthelaw #sexy #cute #wanted #fuzzy #fugitive #roadtrip #summer #praisethesun #bunniesofinstagram #totheborder #eludecapture #ifoughtthelaw #trumpistheworsthumanalive #prisonsex